I feel like I start this post about RHOBH every year about this time. It’s time for my annual Eileen Davidson meltdown where I worry that she is not coming back. Then she ends up back on my TV and I’ve worried for nothing. So let me walk you through the source of my anxiety and then at the end you can pat me on my pointy little head and tell me it’s all going to be okay.
Eileen is one of the highest paid actresses on daytime soaps. She has major roles on Y & R and Days of Out Lives. Sometimes, she works on both shows. While she has been only on Y &R lately, on June 5th she returned to the DOOL lot to start filming again there. She has played many characters on DOOL but the primary character is Kristen Dimera. Kristen is soap opera dead. In fact she may have died several times. But we are running short on Dimera’s these days and this is the role DOOL fans like me. want her to be playing. No one knows for sure who Eileen will play, but she will be filming full-time on two soaps. How will she have time for RHOBH?
Last night the RHOBH (and various friends of ) were partying in Vegas. Noticeably absent was Eileen. Even more concerning for an Eileen fan like me, Eileen was posting photos of her bowling with her family. This is the part where you tell me maybe she will just be on as a friend when she can. Or she had a conflict for this trip. Talk me down, people!
While I was combing Instagram for something for us to talk about on this boring Friday, I ran across a trio of streetwalkers and wondered why they were on my timeline. Then I noticed it was the Pump Rules gang who have all apparently returned from filming their Fourth of July party on Big Bear Lake. Next on their party circuit is a “Kings and Queens” birthday party. Is it me or did they miss the mark? At least Scheana has a crown.
So I was wondering in this day of posting constant selfies of yourself half nekkid, when do women outgrow this sort of behavior?
Then I saw Rinna showing us the cute new bikini she found in Vegas and I realized there is apparently no cure for this affliction.
Maybe I am just jelly of their summer bodies. But I am about to eat my fourth and final chili cheese dog of the week now, and they must be so very hungry. #Winning