I feel like I missed something important, but I went back and read the recap from last week, and I guess I didn’t miss anything. Adam felt uncomfortable at restaurant with the gang because the primary complained about him to Captain Sandy. So he left and Wes was happy he was gone…until Malia went running after him. Then Wes starts pounding beers.
In other crew drama Hannah is pissed a Bugsy because she did not defend her to Adam when Adam told Hannah that Bugs should be chief stew. I’m sensing a pattern that Adam as at the center of every conflict on the boat.
Lauren takes Hannah outside for a smoke. There she listens and nods in agreement as Hannah trashes Bugsy for not having her back. Hannah is furious that she was so supportive of Bugs when her grandmother died and when Hannah needed a little support she stood there and did nothing. Hannah suddenly loves Lauren despite the fact that she has bitched about her to Bugs all season. Funny how that works.
Meanwhile back on the boat, Adam and Malia have the yacht to themselves. They are drinking from the bar and enjoying a fireworks show. And making out a lot.
When the guys return to the boat, Wes is hurt to see Adam and Malia eating ice cream and flirting. Bobby, who acts like he was somehow in the running for Malia commiserates with Wes. Wes asks Bobby what he should do. First of all Bobby is the last person he should be asking for advice. Bobby says to just let chef have her. Wes says, “But he is the most disgusting of all of us!” Yes, yes he is Wes. And you don’t want to take sloppy seconds to that.
Hannah and Bugs have a chat that doesn’t change anything. Adam apologizes to Hannah. Hannah halfheartedly accepts.
The primary is an eligible bachelor from Dallas with a few weird requests but no dietary issues that we know about. On the last night, he would like a white party with a seven course meal, with each dish representing a different car. Car? Is that what she said?
All the stews think the primary, Jason is hot. He’s tall and well-built, but he seems kind of douchey. Or maybe gay. NTTAWWT.
Hannah is really going overboard to try to impress Jason and make it clear to all the crew that she is cheif stew for a reason. The first event is a Cuban cocktail party on a rocky shore under a cliff. Wes literally carries each of the four women to the tinder because it is so hard to walk on the rocks.
Captain Sandy comes down to the kitchen to oversee Adam’s dinner herself. She gives him some chef blacks to wear, hoping it will put him in a professional headspace. I think. My DVR is skipping like crazy. The females all love Bobby. The blond lady is practically begging him to put his knot knowledge to use in her cabin. They actually go looking for Bobby in the crew quarters.
Jason is flirting with Hannah, much to her delight. She takes the night shift and lets Lauren go to bed. As everyone is going to bed, Jason asks Hannah to join him on the deck alone for a cocktail. She says she will take a smoke break. It fairly innocent flirting but Hannah has many objections.
Hannah tells Lauren to start dinner set up forty-five minutes earlier than Hannah had told her. This ends up not to be an issue because Hannah has decided to nap for the two hours prior to the dinner and let Hannah and Lauren handle everything. WTF? Hannah is pissed but capable of doing it herself.
As it turns out the seven course menu features a different color every course, not car. That make more sense I suppose. Hannah took out the first course at 9:35. Dinner was supposed to start at nine. Adam was just waiting for someone to serve it. When Hannah takes out the second course, the primary compliments all the decorations that Bugs did. This is all very scripted, but the script is deliciously evil. I am starving and roasting a chicken while working on this so between the food and the smell of roasted chicken, I am dying!
All the courses look delicious. Hannah brings out the red course before Bugs has cleared the second course. Hannah is touching up her makeup while the next course is getting cold. The primary loves everything. He’s super impressed but one of the females failed to mention that she doesn’t eat pork on her preference sheet. A substitution was made for the other non pork eating female. But the one that doesn’t mention that she doesn’t eat pork wants a chicken breast and she’s unhappy. Hannah is furious in the kitchen calling her “plastic fantastic” and saying she’s an idiot who doesn’t know how to fucking write. Bugsy, who is actually handling the situation says things like this happen all the time. Then, Cranky McCrankypants complains that the chicken breast is too salty. The blueberry panna cotta looks amazing.
Bugsy literally did everything for the last dinner. Hannah screwed up a couple of courses and then went on smoke break to chat with Lauren who was off duty. Then while Hannah did all the cleaning up, she took photos with the guests and did shots with them. Is Hannah going to be kicked off with Adam making room for Ben and his little British girlfriend, Emily both to return at the end of the season?
Oh hell yes. That must be what is going on. Hannah runs to Jason’s cabin and behind closed doors we hear him thanking her for all her hard work. And kissing sounds were edited in. I am officially predicting a return of Bemily. I have a feeling it was something to do with their visas that would only allow them to join in at the end.
Next week, Max’s girlfriend visits on their off day and we get to tour a Croatia fortress! And the groundwork was laid for Hannah’s swift departure. And BOMBSHELL! Apparently Adam and Malia were dating before coming on the boat. And Malia makes out with Wes again.