I can’t believe I am even attempting this after the two hour recap of RHONY tonight. I actually titled the recap as Beverly Hills. I have allergies or something kicking my ass this week. Thinking is even harder than usual. That’s not a joke. I may actually need to be seen by someone about my lack focus.
Anyway, I am dying to watch this because I think I may actually know more about what went on this episode than the people involved. I can’t tell y’all what I know unless it comes out on the show. So I will be watching the show’s editing closely.
John Oliver is so above this all. OMG! No sooner did I type that than Andy explained John asked to be on the show and only with Dorinda. When WWHL decided to have Dorinda on two weeks before John, John’s people said they would lose the booking if Dorinda was not the person on the show with him. The celebs do love Dorinda. I wonder if he saw tonight’s episode.
Tamra and Eddie are in the audience tonight. I missed that Sonja was washing her lingerie in the bidet for her date an hour later. I saw all the undies but I just assumed she was trying to figure out what to wear. I noticed Bethenny mentioned it on Twitter and Andy here as well. I think a lot of Americans do odd things with the bidet. Wasn’t it Sonja who dunked her face in a bidet full of ice water in a hotel once?
If it were not for John Oliver, I would have been out after Dorinda just said that she doesn’t regret a thing she said about her behavior at Ramona’s dinner party. I could see if it wasn’t on TV and it was just a group of friendly acquaintances and six months later someone asking if there were any regrets, I might say fuck the bitch, who cares? But seeing that behavior on national TV and not being mortified is beyond me.
Dorinda continues to take unnecessary jabs at Sonja. Sonja claims she was Trump’s spokesperson for something Trump related once in 1993. Then out of no where while John was talking about politics, Dorinda tries to start #PantyGateNYC saying, “If you are going to be someone’s advisor, you have to wear panties.” What is it with these women and their panties? We saw several pairs of Sonja’s panties on the show tonight. What is this obsession?
Oh I forgot about what Sonja does at the Berkshires this year. This gave her a brand new reason to be REALLY pissed at Sonja again. Andy said he just watched the TWO Berkshire’s episodes confirming that it was really bad, or good as Andy says.
OMG! A caller asks John where the hell Kelly Anne Conway is. How the hell did I not even notice she disappeared? I am now fascinated. I am generally watching things on DVR all day while working. I set the TV to CNN so that when a show ends, I have a couple of minutes of news just to see if I need to go into the bomb shelter. Most days, they are saying the exact same thing over and over and over so I just go right to the next DVR. It hadn’t occurred to me that they had stopped making fun of her. I must get to the bottom of this story as soon as this terrible recap goes up. Apologies to our friends up North. Until you guys start paying a lumber tariff, or start paying one, or whatever bullshit we have done to piss you off lately, I shall not give detailed WWHL recaps at one a.m. anymore. You should probably build a wall or sneak over the border because we could be blowing you up soon. I think the “lumber” situation sounds like a euphemism for your FINE leader’s recent win in some sort of swinging contest held at the White House during his recent visit. If you know what I mean.
At the end of the show, for no reason whatsoever, Andy grabs the stupid bunny and jumps up and down screaming, “We got the bunny! We got the BUNNY!” for a good thirty seconds. It was more ridiculous than it sounds. There will gifs. Oh look, it’s already on IG.