Dear God, we made it through an entire episode without the aging yankee gadfly, and now Andy has her on WWHL? With Kelly Osbourne? Will the clubhouse combust with all the yuckiness in one tiny space?
I actually sort of like Kelly Osborne. But she will never get the taint off her from all this.
OMG. I can’t even get started. The old biddy is in her doggie muumuu and the gaudiest jewelry I’ve ever seen. It’s just horrific already and I am out of alcohol. See photo above when she wears this monstrosity on the show for an event she held with an “Indian theme.” Because I suppose she was relating to the stray dog problem in India.
Andy is so in love with the old biddy it’s just hysterical. We are treated to every awful second the bitch has been on our TV this season. Thankfully it wasn’t that many seconds.
The old biddy (TOB) tells us that Whitney is still dating Daisy the escort. She seems completely unaware that he has to go through this giant facade just for her and is totally waiting for her to die so he can be himself.
TOB defend Thomas’ refusal to interact with the kids. She says she spoke with him about this and he said that polo is a very deadly sport and he wanted the kids off the field before the game started for their protection. I don’t believe she spoke to Thomas about it at all.
When they play the film of Whitney being awkard holding Saint, TOB claims that Saint had a rash (apparently an invisible one we did not see) and that is why he reacted that way because he is a huge germaphobe. He doesn’t seem germaphobe when he plays baby dolls. She just seems to make things up for no damn reason.
She give Andy PJs with Waca all over them. He wets himself.
I can’t recap this show. I just can’t. This is an embarrassment.
Oh gawd. Kelly claims she almost dies from Lyme Disease. Those few cases of Lyme in California are all caused by ticks that only bite celebrities it seems.
That was probably the worst WWHL of all time.
Sofa King creepy.