I have to say I am in a very low place right now. I don’t give a shit about any of these people. And I am at a major crossroads in my own life. So this recap is going to suck, and I don’t care. I am so sick of playing by the GOD DAMN RULES while talking about people who don’t. With all that is going on in the world, this blog may soon me, Find Tamara after she sells off everything, lives life to the fullest until her money runs out and then dies in a fire.
And on that note, the imbeciles on Southern Charm await. And I hate everyone of them so much more than usual, I don’t know how I will even get through this.
This Chelsea girl that Cameran is working out with was on Survior One World. I don’t remember her and I have watched every season. My point is reality TV whores all.Chelsea acts like she didn’t fuck Shep. Bitch, please.
The fucking dolphin can’t even pronounce charcuterie. I just spelled it drunk thank you very much. I hate her squinty little fucking eyes. She seems to think she is a world traveler. Craig thinks a step and repeat is called a step and release. He probably does release. I cannot do this tonight, I am telling you right now.
THE GODDAMN DOLPHIN JUST CALLED HERSELF A SOCIALITE. MAKE THIS DAY STOP!
Kathryn thinks she is going to be a model. I no longer support her sob story.
Just read here and then here. They ended up bringing Kathryn back, but as I said, no one would film with her, so we get these scenes at first until people are forced to film with her. Kathryn gets negative feedback from the modeling agency.
I refuse to even comment on Thomas and Landon.
Here is the thing though. Kathryn passed her drug test after returning from rehab. So she saw her kids. My sources said two weeks later she was using again and hasn’t passed a test since.
I hate Craig. And so does Naomie. She seems to be willing to do anything for the Bravo check.Craig and Naomie argue in a brand new car. It’s like the couches on Catfish.
Did you know that Whitney tried to introduce this series as one about southern gentlemen? Also, he is not a producer on the show, he was given credit on one episode.
Anyway, the men are behaving like shit heads as usual and making real southern gentleman look bad to the yankees who believe this type behavior is normal. It’s not.
Oh God. It’s the fucking Yankee Carpet bagger old lady. NO. JUST NOT DOING IT. Oh wait. She’s getting her anus checked or something.
There was some sort of a fundraiser. Craig fucked it up. It all worked out or something. I just can’t.
I don’t care. Do you think, Chelsea slept with Shep? I do.