It’s a beautiful day in the ghetto, so I’ve been busy working on my OPSEC. I am taking a break from hanging mirrored privacy film to discourage my peeping tom gaybor to watch this show because I am hoping for a complete wipe out of “the good people.” I need the good people to be attacked by a swarm of deadly wasps while the horrid duo of Cody and Makani are off somewhere putting their survival skills to good use. I want team Makody’s biggest challenge from here on out to be how to carry all of their money to the finish line.
By the way some of you have found that some of the cast is doing interviews and posting spoilers on the Internet. I’m doing my best to dodge them, so please don’t share here or via email. Thanks!
The good people have wasted nearly $200,ooo so far on hookers and blow. While Cody and Makani make fire, the supply drop comes and the good people chow down on hamburgers and pizza. They inspect the peanut butter to see if they got crunchy or creamy. They admire their $1,000 deck of cards. They have two hamburgers and two loaded pizzas for the four of them and the wolf it down as fast as they can. Maybe the crew poisoned the food. The two good girls sit in the tent talking about braiding their hair and missing makeup while Cody and Makani work.
It’s time for them to move to the next camp. On this hike there is a fork in the road, literally. The fork to the right is a longer, but easier hike. The fork to the left is shorter but more strenuous. Cody and Makani know that Gina tries to flare on every hike, but she doesn’t do it because Makani taunts her. So Cody devises a plan to make that happen. He tells the good people, as if he is doing them a favor, to choose whichever route they want and he will take Makani on the other one so their pure hearts don’t have to be around the evil girl with all the intelligence, strength and survival skills. The good people take the easy way of course.
Cody is carrying the money. It weighs 42 pounds. Alex has another 26 pounds of money. Makani has her tent, 8lbs. Gina has a six pound pot. Alonzo has the flare guns, 19 lbs. and Eilish has the other tent, 8lbs.
Cody and Makani are racing the other team to the camp because they want to first pick on where to pitch their tent. Gina is falling all over herself and whining as usual, so Eilish trades her the tent for the pot. The good people have a little chat about how the wish they could see Cody and Makani suffer a little bit. Cody and Makani have to walk through the ocean over slippery rocks. Cody is suffering, but they are very close to the site. They make it in plenty of time. The good people showed up later. All four of them.
The good people set up their tent very close to the water source so they won’t have to walk to get water. Which is great, because are about to find out what wild animals come to drink at the water source. I hope it is something known for vicious mauling. Before we can find that out, the good people drink water without boiling it. They opt to leave all of their clothes and stuff on the beach where they dropped them coming in until tomorrow. The next morning, they learn about tides. Alonzo freaks out because he lost his socks. He wants to flare out.
Alonzo is the first to go down sick as a dog from “getting his drink on.” The good people were right. Sometimes it’s fun to watch people suffer.
It’s time for the group buy where the good people are told they have spent $285,000 of the $600,000 they’ve won. I still don’t think they get it. Cody and Makani order two carrots and some peanut butter. The good people buy a $2,000 pair of socks for the dying guy, their own container of peanut butter, and two pizzas that they carefully select the toppings for. They spend over $20,000. The good people keep giving him water. They finally call the medic. The medic says he has gastroenteritis. He says he has two options, tough it out for 24 hours and it will pass, or evacuate. Um, duh.
Eilish, who said out loud she was ready to risk the water, is now sick. Alonzo’s socks have arrived. Gina takes them for herself. The three of them eat the TWO fully loaded pizzas without sharing with Cody and Makani. Gina whines that it is could and wishes they had a microwave. Eilish wins the temptation. She is so sick she says she doesn’t even want it, but she chooses Alex. It’s pouring rain. Since they just stuffed their faces with all the pizza they could eat, they opt for the $5,000 option of cupcakes and nuts and water and juice. Eilish thinks maybe the water would be good for them. Eilish can’t even eat the hot dog.
Eilish complains about her temptation. Cody thinks they are getting sick because they are drinking water from way down stream. Team Makody knew better. Eilish has diarrhea and a headache. They call the medic and they opt to take her for further evaluation. They tell her to say her goodbyes on the off chance she is unable to return. The next morning she is not there. The better not come back because she got to sleep in a dry warm bed all night. Eilish calls on the phone. She’s in the hospital getting her appendix taken out. YES!
The remaining two good people won’t last two days for Team Makody treats them as they were treated. They will not agree to another single purchase until these two morons flare. On her death-bed she says, “Don’t let Cody and Makani win.”
Next week, the evil people get really evil and don’t let the good people have anything. I. Can’t. Wait!