Kenya was on WWHL last night and it’s time to watch and find out how rude Andy Cohen will be to her tonight. Andy starts off talking about Solange Knowles tweeting her ass off about RHOA last night. I pause and go check out her timeline. The posted three tweets. The first was that she liked Sheree’s hair on the boat. Um, okay. Her timeline is …how do I say this to limit the hate mail? Kinda special.
Speaking of checking out social media. I checked out Tyson’s Instagram last night. What the hell has happened to this man? Sigh. Andy is very down with him though. As Cynthia would say, Andy is offering up sex on a platter repeatedly.
On to endless videos of the show we already watched. The first poll asked if Cynthia and Peter are over each other. 76% said no. Then he replays the roast which was dumb the first time we saw it. Next was the Sheree and Bob scene. I didn’t buy Sheree’s acting last night.
Phaedra’s bipolar behavior last night was discussed. A poll was taken, whose side are you on, Kenya or Phaedra. Kenya surprisingly wins with 68% of voters on her side. Finally, Kenya wins a poll. Even Andy says, “Surprise, surprise you actually won a poll!” Kenya says, “I knew NYC was frozen over, but I didn’t know hell was also!” I love how Kenya can laugh at herself.
In a game with Tyson about his “turn ons” Tyson lets it slip that he was supposed to go out with Kenya but she kept playing phone tag and blew him off. For the record, Tyson likes, threesomes, roleplaying, strip clubs, baby talk in the bedroom, and virgins. He does not care for butt lifts and butt implants. Kenya says hers is real. And we will just take her word for it.
Andy is incredulous that Kenya would not return Tyson’s calls when he was trying to date her. Kenya said she had a boyfriend at the time. Tyson says she’s lying.
A caller asks if Kenya and Phaedra will ever have a true friendship. Kenya says no. Kenya says she’s a girl who never says never, but she’s saying never.
Andy asks how Kenya would describe the reunion. She says epic. Andy says he knows he always says shocking, but he still hasn’t gotten over it. It’s interesting that he brings that up right after talking about Phaedra. Seems to validate this post.
We get a preview clip of Matt and Kenya in a random stairwell somewhere. We see Kenya with her push pull behavior toward Matt. I am certainly not judging her, we have all been in bad relationships where we go back and forth before the break is clean. Since all men have good and bad qualities, it’s easy to be over the bad behavior and still feel sympathy for the destruction they have caused. That said, it is this kind of behavior right here that keep Matt simultaneously verbally abusing her and begging for her to come back on social media. That cycle needs to be broken.
You can usually spot an idiot caller by their voice and this one sounds insane. She asks Kenya if she is jealous of Porsha because of her youth. Porsha Williams is a grown 35 year old woman. She just acts like a child. Ha! I typed all of that before Kenya even answered. Kenya said basically the same thing. Maybe all the haters are right. Maybe I am Kenya! I’m gonna go see if my house key works on Moore Manor.
Tyson is apparently a huge Kenya fan. He is not a fan of the new trend of models getting hired from Instagram though. He says they didn’t work for anything and they work cheap which brings the money down for the “real models.”
Kenya says that Phaedra and Porsha’s relationship is an “alliance” and not a friendship.
Tyson says he has no respect for Chris Brown. He says that drugs are bleeped. Tyson says he needs to get some help for that. When Andy asks what drugs he thinks Chris is on, he says he doesn’t know. Kenya chimes in to say, “The same ones Matt’s on.” This makes me feel like I should have checked Matt’s social media for last night to see the latest meltdown. Kenya needs to stop mentioning Matt at all.
Andy asks Kenya what she thought about Porsha and Todd after seeing them in Maui? Kenya responed, “Who?”
Andy asks about her status with Matt. Kenya says she has not seen him for over six months. They have been broken up for a long time. Someone asked if Matt manned up and paid for the damage he did to her house? She replies, ” With what money?” Last we heard, Matt was kick to the curb by his roommate and unable to pay for a large fry from McDonalds. In that post we also learned that Matt takes a lot of adderall with his steroids, according to the roommate/personal assistant. He also did damage to her property.
The guys from Florida Georgia Line were the bartenders. They gave Andy a custom made Stetson that says Mazel Tov, Y’all and Andy loves it! Andy says, “You know what is cool about this hat? I feel like my dick is bigger!”
And with that, we end the show. I have to say, that was the nicest Andy has ever been to Kenya.