I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to take a swing at this.
Chelsea, Cole and Aubree take cute pictures to post online to announce the baby’s gender. Chelsea says she is pregnant A F. Le sigh. Come on Chelsea. You are better than that. She’s ordering a fake baby for Cole to practice on. They were up all night with the fake baby.
Finally we see a scene where Chelsea’s mom is driving her crazy. She’s human just like us, y’all! Later, she and Cole go to get their marriage license. They will have two weeks off from filming because they don’t want cameras at their wedding.
The one thing I find really fascinating about these “reality shows” is how I can like someone for several seasons and then despise them. That is the case with Kail. WTF happened to make her such a bitch? And how does she keep reeling in such nice guys to marry and have kids with only to eviscerate the later? She’s the one who was fucking some guy in her husband’s bed while he was deployed? What does she have to be angry with him about?
We begin with Kail talking to production about Javi showing up at her house three days ago and coming in through the basement and going through the house opening drawers and stuff while the boys were there. She says he was looking to see if someone lived there. She said she called the police and they explained to her that it is still his house until the divorce is final.
Kail tells Joe to tell Javi he can’t see Isaac because of the way he is acting. What a bitch she is and what an ass Joe is for agreeing to it. When Javi comes to pick up Isaac, Kail just throws a huge pile of clothes at him. He asks for a bag, she says no. What is wrong with her? Kail brainwashes Jo about Isaac and keeps saying there is nothing she can do. Um, there are a lot of things she can do, starting with not being such a bitch to her child’s father right in front of him.
Javi tries to come over and have a civil conversation with her about the boys and she is a huge bitch to him once again and all they do is argue.
Leah tells Jeremy that she is bored so she want to go back to beauty school. Jeremy is like… “finish it this time!”
Leah tries to do homework with her girls, but they are so used to doing it themselves, she seems to just be an annoyance. Addie has turned into a real pill. All she does scream demands at Leah. I WANT LIPSTICK! I WANT A BOYFRIEND! I WANT PIZZA!
Meanwhile at the beauty school, when Leah hears the cosmetology course is 1800 hours, did you see her face? lol. So she calls a community college about taking classes there. When Leah gets a tour of campus I have the urge to go back to school. It almost makes me want to pick up a couple of adjunct courses. Almost. Miraculously, Leah gets accepted.
Barb stops by, for the first time since the deposition, to drop Jace off for the weekend. Jenelle is plied up on the couch, the doughnut and the jerk are nowhere in sight, and Jace goes straight for the video game. Later, David and Jenelle have their usual trash talking conversation about Barb in front of the boys.
Janelle screams at Barb on the phone about picking up Jace while sitting at the table where Jace was about to eat pizza. He doesn’t even touch the pizza. The donut on the other hand can’t stop stuffing his face. I don’t see why Janelle is allowed to have any of her kids. When Jenelle goes to drop Jace off, she doesn’t get out of the car and has David do the pass off. Barb tells David about Jace’s popcorn sale website and they talk for like one minute and Jenelle calls yelling at him. She says she did not want to get out of the car so that Barb would not get any camera time and now he is having a whole conversation with her. She’s pissed. What the hell is wrong with these girls? Jenelle yanks all of the cameras out of the car and screams at Barb that she is never filming with her again. Nathan’s mom should get custody of the doughnut and then she and Barb could have a show called Granny Moms. Jace comforts Barb. You can tell he loves her best.
Nathan has texted David to say that he is moving to England and going to sign over his rights. His mom says he is having a mental breakdown. He sounds like a mess. Janelle is already asking to adopt the doughnut. I wish Nathan’s mom would go for custody and I’ve never laid eyes on the woman. Jenelle’s attorney says that if Nathan wants to give up his rights, it would help her cause to have a step parent and for that to happen she would have to be married. Now that I think of it, she has never married any of these fools.
Only one more episode before the reunion. It looks like a real doozy!