Whenever Jax is on WWHL, Andy loves a sausage fest, so we have two dudes from Summer House, a show I think I watched exactly one episode of before tapping out. Do y’all watch that show? I haven’t watched tonight’s Vanderpump Rules yet, so I’ll probably suck more than usual on this recap. I also probably won’t publish this until Tuesday.
Shep from Southern Charm is in the audience. He’s been in NYC all weekend. Shep recently bought an oceanfront house on Isle of Palms, my dream house, and he hasn’t been in Charleston since it went through. All he does is travel. #Jealous.
Because Jax is the consummate relationship expert, Andy asks his opinion about the other couples on the show. Does he think Kristen and Carter will last? No. He loves them both, but no. Katie and Schwartz? They have a lot to work through but, yeah he thinks they will make it. Ariana and Sandoval? As far as getting married, probably not, but he thinks they will make it. Scheana and Shay? Well we all know they don’t make it. But he says he knew it before they got married. They are total opposites. I just realized Stassi is the only single girl on the show at the moment. The poll question, will Jax and Kentucky last ends with 81% Of the vote for no. Jax cursed on the show and had to be bleeped. Andy is pissed. It’s interesting that Andy only gets pissed at some people for cursing. He must not be seeing Jax after the show tonight.
A caller asks if Jax is jealous that LVP was talking about opening a bar with Sandoval. He says no, that is Sandoval’s thing. Everyone is excited for him. He doesn’t think Schwartz will be involved. He makes this sound like a real thing and not some weird storyline for LVP. I think it could be great for Sandoval.
Next week, Lala returns. I really like her. She’s young enough to be as dumb as the others are without as much judgement. LVP has to know her staff is aging out. Lala and sadly that James idiot are where the future lies.
Apparently Scheana recently blocked Jax on all social media, so a caller asked what is going on there. He says they have made up. He says he kind of went off on her on social media while drunk and or hungover but they are fine now. Andy looks at Jax and says, “You’re both in your later 30s?” That was sort of out of the blue and Andy seems to be giving Jax the business tonight. Lovers’ quarrel or just fucking around?
They played a fairly tame game of never have I ever with the three guys. They all admitted to doing coke but Jax only admitted it because the other two did and not because we see him coked up on most episodes. Then the final question was about “taking a dip in the man pond” and no one admitted that, even though … well… you know what the streets say about Jax in Florida. And Jax and Andy.
Someone asks Jax his biggest regret and his proudest moment from Vanderpump Rules. He says his regret is a toss up between stealing the sunglasses and screwing his best friend, Sandoval’s girlfriend. His proudest moment was dating Britanny. Aw.
On the after show, Jax and Andy talked about the Vanderpump Reunion that filmed recently. They said there were some surprise reconciliations. However, at the end Andy said the last 20 minutes were in his top five as most uncomfortable reunion moments. Jax said he even talked to production about it and told them it was wrong and should not be happening. He said it in a way that made his seem like an uninvolved spectator of whatever when down. Sound like a good reunion.