The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted.
It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time to NYC. She wants to bring Jace and she is leaving on Friday. Um, well. Wouldn’t find out if Jace could go before your bought your own tickets? I am not sure if this is Janelle being ridiculous, or really bad fake storyline. Janelle rants at Barb that she is meeting a guy from THE UNITED KINGDOM who is coming because he has a PRODUCT he wants her to endorse. I pause the TV to ponder what kind of product someone would have that a Janelle Evans endorsement would actually help. I’ve got nothing.
It seems that Nathan has been arrested for burglary and criminal domestic violence. Jesus. I just don’t understand criminals. Nathan broke into his ex-girlfriend’s house and tried to choke her. He did the same thing to Jenelle after they broke up. Jenelle is freaked out because the donut was supposed to be with him on the day it happened. Jenelle has court coming with Barb over custody of Jace.
Nathan says that Jessica came out to where he was with his friend Josh and he came over to her house. Or something. It made no sense to me.
Corey, Leah, Ali and Grace go to the hospital where the two girls have separate appointments. Grace is being tested to see if she has the MS gene that Ali has. And Ali had some sort of team review.
Have we ever met Leah’s grandma before? She is everything. She says if Jeremy is going to be late on picking Addie up, then “he can bite clear off and they can raise Addie.” Later, Jeremy surprises Addie at the park with his father. It is clear that Addie REALLY loves her daddy and grandpa.
Every week I can basically just say that Chelsea and Cole do adorable, normal people, happy family things and leave this section at that. I love them. I love everything about them and especially where they live out in THE WORLD.
It’s Aubree’s seventh birthday and Chelsea and Cole sent flowers to her at school and cupcakes for her class. I am trying to remember why my schools stopped allowing whole cakes and everything had to be cupcakes. I’ve got nothing.
Aubree got a bow and arrow for her birthday. Her father didn’t even call. I am in love with the dog who is totally photobombing this scene from outside the glass door. So adorbs.
After being caught with a guy in the house, Kail stopped filming and ran off to Hawaii leaving the boys with their fathers. Javi and his two cousins and his brother took family trip to the beach with Lincoln. Javi is depressed and crying about the demise of his marriage/family. His brother is pissed that he is crying while Kail is off living the high life. Javi is breaking my heart.
When Kail returns from Hawaii, she shows Isaac photo of her swimming with the sharks. Javi suggests that they go there for Lincoln’s birthday and bring Javi to watch Lincoln while they swim with the sharks. Bless your heart, Isaac. You are going to do all you can to get Javi back in your house.
Javi has a girlfriend so now suddenly Kail is interested again. Apparently, Kail had some sort of cathartic experience in Hawaii. Javi says. despite Kail finding Jesus in Hawaii, the divorce is still on. Good for you Javi. Javi talked with the producers after he left. Apparently, Kail cried when he got there and said she was having a change of heart. Javi says he can’t take conversation seriously when there are some other dude’s shoes in his house. Kail will not discuss what happened with Javi on camera. It was private.