We are just over ten months in to Joe Giudice’s car ride to fat camp. According to Juicy, he should be out in about nine months! According to my favorite immigration attorney, he’s fucked. And will be moved to a deportment facility at the end of his 41 month sentence. Those are not nice. Perhaps we should start a protest movement.
But today he has some good news, USWeekly reported today that Joe has gotten a work upgrade to working in the prison gym! He’s make around a hundred bucks a month to wipe sweat off of dumb bells or whatever that job entails.
Mama Joyce’s streets say he has lost a lot of weight. Which is great because Teresa has been busy getting medical treatments to zap what little fat she still has. She’s recently gone quite blond and seems …um.. REALLY HAPPY.
Something tells me that she is not preparing for a move to Italy.
I almost feel sorry for Juicy Joe. Almost.
And I do want to see the hot workout photos. Sue me.