I’m going to try to keep it cute and simple tonight on Celebrity Apprentice. I probably will stop recapping once Porsha is voted off and in a preview I saw she seems to be the center of a scandal tonight, so this may be her night to go.
The First Challenge
I missed the formal instructions for this challenge because Banjo is being super needy tonight since I had the nerve to leave him for most of the day today. Basically they will be publicizing a brand of healthy snacks at a farmers market each team will have a booth.
Lisa Leslie is the project manager for Prima. Carson already doesn’t like any of her ideas. Porsha, Vince and Chael are super quiet about the whole deal. They are not working as a team. Lisa is talking over everyone. Carson is subtly taking over because no one wants to deal with Lisa. Vince may be asleep.
Porsha does a booty class. Chael does some sort of MMA work out. Lisa screams on the loud speaker. Vince is doing selfies and jumping around with “hot girls.”
Brooke Burke, who should have gone home last week, when Kyle was Aufed, is the project manager this week. Brooke is laughy and flirty and not super focused. Ricky is not amused. Matt has a bit of a crush on Brooke, but he is still not able to have a focused discussion with her. Boy George is just observing the drama. Brooke actually said that she is going to play it safe. And also, they will figure it out when they get there.
Apparently, some of the snacks have dips. So they put out communal dip bowls. Gross. Brooke does a booty workout with the people who stopped by.
The First Boardroom
In the end, the judges preferred Brooke’s team. That means Lisa’s team is up for elimination. I think everyone will say she should go. The judges hated the “hot girls” that Vince brought in. Arnold does not like Porsha. He seems to really want to fire her, but she was not called back this time. It’s down to Lisa, Chael and Vince. Arnold points out that Lisa couldn’t work well with the women, and now she didn’t work well with the men. Lisa says Chael should go. Chael says Lisa should go. When Vince is asked to break the tie he says he should go. So Vince is terminated.
The Second Task
Boy George is not available for this task but will return for the next one. The task takes place at Universal Studios Theme Park. The teams must make a “digital brochure” for the Harry Potter exhibits. Didn’t we just do that during Brandi Glanville’s season? If I recall correctly
Matt is a huge Hogwarts fan and is excited to be project manager. Matt is focusing on the Harry Potter newspaper, The Daily Prophet. Matt’s Potter knowledge is astounding. Laila wants to be sure that the brochure is relatable to people who are unfamiliar with Harry Potter.
Matt was so busy riding rides and eating candy and shopping for souvenirs he wasn’t focused on the task. Matt is not helping Brook with the text for the brochure. She has no Potter knowledge and needs help with the buzzwords. The copy and the photos don’t match all the time.
Matt’s presentation is great. I loved their concept. I don’t see how he loses.
No one wants to be project manager. Chael twists Carson’s arm to get him to do it. None of them know much of anything about Harry Potter. Porsha’s mouth never stops. Chael admits he did not contribute to the creative planning at all. Lisa suggests that they need to focus more on the Harry Potter fans. The fans will be doing the judging. No one listens to her, because they can’t stand her.
Getting image for the brochure was difficult because the park was open and the place was mobbed. Both teams had these issues. Porsha is putting in the work when it comes to the graphic and copy. She has a good eye for the brochure layout. Chael has not done anything but worry. Wait. Chael cut the wire on the computer for some reason. Chael thinks that if they have a technical difficulty they will get extra time. Chael is apparently insane. Clinically, insane. Like probably should be locked up crazy. Lisa knows that Chael cut the cord. Looks like it will be Chael versus Lisa in the boardroom.
Carson is reading his presentation off a piece of paper! I think they lost.
As soon as Carson is asked about his team he says he has a particular issue that needs to be addressed. He explains that it appears that Chael cut the cord to the large Apple monitor they were using for graphics. I know that these things are sometimes staged, but I don’t see anyone setting up something that related to vandalizing property. Chael admits that he cut the cord to get extra time. Arnold fires him on the spot. They have not even announced the winner yet. Arnold says he is also going to fire someone for losing the task!
Matt wins his second task.
So either Carson, Porsha or Lisa are going home. I hope it is Lisa. I have no idea what she even did other than snap a few photos. Lisa is going in on Porsha. Porsha starts giving it back. Carson sticks up for Porsha over Lisa. Porsha refuses to answer Arnold’s question about who to fire twice. WHY? She hates Lisa. She is pissing off Arnold and sending herself home at this point. Arnold tells her as much and asks her again. She does not answer. Arnold wastes no time in firing her. I really hate to see her go.