Once again Farrah is going to drag a fake boyfriend to her TV therapist Dr. Jenn. That season of Couples Therapy with Farrah was the worst Dr. Jenn has ever looked on TV. And that is saying something. She coddled her despite the fact she knew she hired a fake boyfriend so she could be on the show. And even when he bailed on her before filming, they still had her on! Didn’t the producer last year tell Farrah she could not be on The Mother Daughter Experiment because it was too close to what they do on the show? And now they are literally having her meet with the Couples Therapy Therapist?
Dr. Jenn begins by asking what lie they are supposed to be pretending this week. So are you together or not? This time Dr. Jenn points out what a self-centered bitch she is. Farrah goes on to a new topic. She wants to talk about how she designed and purchased an engagement ring for herself and she can’t understand why he didn’t propose. She whisper cries that she is so annoyed she can’t go on and runs to hide in the restroom. Farrah realizes that filming is going on without her and no one is coming to comfort her so she rushes back to the therapy couch.
I should point out that Farrah is having trouble keeping her boobs in her sequined disco jumpsuit she chose for therapy. It seems she finally pinned it at some point. Dr. Jenn turns her focus on Simon, because there is no point in talking to Farrah. Dr. Jenn told them to keep Sophia out of the relationship. Simon is not happy with this but seems to understand. The truth is his relationship with Sophia is the best one either of them have. It seems they were told to restart the relationship from the beginning with no expectations.
Amber and Matt have found a house to buy. Amber is super nervous she is not going to get it. She’s also very happy to be a homeowner. She said she didn’t grow up in a nice place and she’s worried about the neighbors and that she won’t fit in in a nice neighborhood. That’s kind of sad. They get the house. I wish she was not buying it with Matt. And she will need to train her zoo not to shit everywhere in the new place.
Meanwhile, it sounds like Gary is going to spring a surprise wedding on his girlfriend. Why do guys feel that is okay? At least it is on the beach. Ah she wears a white dress and the kid shoves a bouquet in her hands. Not a surprise at all. Oh it’s a vow renewal. Even worse. The kiss of death for marriages.
Maci has decided that she is not wanting to pay $20K for the Florida venue. That venue is very sketchy anyway. She needs to hope she doesn’t get it. Maci and Taylor are fine with a courthouse wedding. It seems this wedding is for their parents. I think they should double check with the parents about that. Cut to Ryan who is very excited about the wedding because it will be open bar. These two decide to postpone the wedding. Then the venue calls and offers them a much lower price. So it’s back on. Less money for them to lose I suppose. They are inviting 200 guests.
With Catelynn in rehab, Tyler is doing all the parenting and working. He’s living life as a single dad. They play sad dramatic music for this. Tyler is also working on the new house. He is going to visit Catelynn fora three-hour visit at the treatment center. It’s only been two weeks. Is that time well spent? Oh, and he is bringing the baby. Catelynn calls crying. She is embarrassed about her situation. Shouldn’t they have talked to her about that over the past two weeks?
Tyler talks to Catelynn’s therapist who tells him to be super reassuring that he is not leaving when he visits. Cameras were not allowed in the treatment center. Things went well. Or so he said at the time. But when he talks to his mother later he has a big breakdown. We have scenes of Nola eating of the floor and crawling on furniture during the scene.
— Stevie Ryan (@StevieRyan) September 27, 2016
UPDATE: I was concerned about Nova wandering around eating things off the floor and crawling into the entertainment cabinet while Tyler and his mother were shooting a scene. I wondered why neither of them was holding her. It seems the crew was concerned too, as they gave the scene the “Leah Child Abuse” edit.
I decided I was a bit overly concerned. Until someone sent me this tweet. It actually does look like it could have been a pill. I check to see if Tyler or Catelynn had a reaction to any comments people might have made and found nothing. But apparently, Catelynn got a medical marijuana card while in rehab, for pot addiction.
Are we still watching this? I’m losing interest.