It’s time for the premiere of Season 4 where we can all watch for Kate drinking wine out of coffee cups and fondly remember everyone’s favorite stew, Rocky! #JeSuisRocky!
First of all the boat is AMAZING. By far the best boat we have ever gotten looks like the show has earned a major budget increase. Which is good because Kate is going to need some major money to fund her legal fees. I love how Kate starts right in talking about Rocky. So jealous still. Kelley of the Internet Johnson is also back and he is the Bosun. Is Captain Lee on crack? I really do think he is a bit off his rocker at times, like his devotion to Kate and hatred for Rocky. But I blame that on testosterone. I have no excuse for this Kelley promotion. Why couldn’t we get Amy back instead? Kelley is already talking about his blue balls and eyeballing the new girl, Emily. She’s British and looks meek. So far she is going to be Kate’s whipping girl shit season.
Nico make no first impression at all. How is that even possible? Lauren on the other hand is a deckhand from Melbourne Australia not to be confused with Melbourne, Florida where the girl on girl beat down occurred. Lauren immediately strikes me as the smartest person on the boat (excluding Captain Lee, Stud of the Sea of course) and I already know she is my favorite. My immediate reaction to Trevor was, oh, he is going to be the real Bosun after a few weeks of Kelley screwing up. Then I hit play and Trevor says, “On a boat this size, I’d usually be the Bosun..” Damn I am one smart cookie. That said, why are all the Bosun’s sofa king annoying?
Ben is back and happy to see Kate. Ben has said that he is going to be crankier than usual this season. Whatever Kate is on, it is making her Bethenny Frankel skinny. And she let’s us know that she has a girlfriend but she is not sure if she is gay.
And… just like that we learn that Trevor will be the arrogant prick deckhand we cannot stand, but Kelley will certainly try to make us hate him more. I guess that leaves me team Lauren with a side of Nico. Trevor informs Nico and Trevor that he is a “higher up.” Trevor is already trying to take over for Kelley. Trevor likes to wander around supervising rather than actually doing anything. Trevor took Nico’s top bunk. Because he’s a “higher up” y’all. He also has some sort of sweating disorder. It’s gross. I hate Trevor with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Sierra Storm is the second stripper. I mean STEW. But Sierra Storm has to be her porn name, right? Apparently, Sierra missed her flight. So we are down one stew. Emily is suddenly first stew. She seems quite capable.
The first charter is 8 women who are Instagram friends who have never met in person. I like this already. They all have very different food preferences so Ben is already bitching. Hey, why not just get an early start on that.
Norman Island looks beautiful. I am adding it to my list of places to go. I intend to start sticking to the Caribbean for the foreseeable future given the nature of the world. Willie T’s seems a little coarse, but that is where the are going. From a private yacht to a fraternity boat bar, the girls are all sun’s out buns out and jumping topless from the boat for t-shirts. Make me nostalgic for… well let’s just leave it at that, shall we?
Ben is skeptical about Kate’s new lesbian lifestyle. Or perhaps he’s just disappointed that their friends with benefits arrangement is not in play this season.
Sierra Storm arrives a day late to her new job because as she told the Captain, she “didn’t hear them call her flight.” The flight from Miami to Tortola is over five hours. How is that even possible? It seems it would be much shorter. Oh. She’s an idiot. I see now.
Captain Lee joins the ladies for a cocktail at dinner. He’s a hit as expected. The ladies also love dinner and all the stupid hashtags, and Kelley. The have probably seen Kelley’s #Johnson on Instagram like half of the free world.
Sierra has no idea how to fold up an ironing board. Who will the Captain send home first? Trevor or Sierra? My money is on Trevor because I’ve never seen him send home a girl. Not even my girl Rocky.
WTF was that scene with Kate and Ben washing their feet in the kitchen sink?
Trevor doesn’t seem to know anything about boats. He is also hanging out with the guests instead of working. Actually, I haven’t seen him work at all. He doesn’t even know the correct terminology.
Kelley has to run to Captain Lee to deal with every little thing. This will not be good for him.
This season looks fantastic.