Wow, somehow they got everything back on time for WWHL at eleven. This should be a good one.
Okay we are five minutes in and I haven’t typed anything. It usually takes me twenty minutes to recap the first seven minutes. I’m sort of at a loss for words. In general, Andy is being super nice to Sonja and talking about how it was great to run into her with her daughter in the Hamptons over the weekend. But he seems to be trying to set up a New York, New Jersey rivalry here. Teresa has learned not to say she has never met the other housewife before, because she always has, so she says she has probably run across Sonia at a Bravo event. As usual, Sonia points out that she has met Teresa several times.
The gif of the night, and the clips that Andy shows are all very negative toward Teresa and then he asks her why she was so upset with Jac, was it calling her brother or the bankruptcy fraud. Teresa says that the second one was uncalled for. I cannot comprehend how someone who held up an entire filming season because they were in prison for bankruptcy fraud would expect to film and have no one mention the crimes she committed.
We see a clip from the next RHONY where Bethenny, Ramona and Sonja continue their obsession with Tom. Sonia says that she slept with Tom just before Thanksgiving. Andy says that Sonja gives new meaning to the term, “Thanksgiving spread” because Andy feels like that is an appropriate thing to say to a woman on national TV.
Normal people have tweeted in asking why the hell Sonja and Ramona are like dogs with a bone when it comes to Tom. Sonja says because she is still mad at Tom and she has a right to be mad at her friend. No, no you do not. You obviously don’t understand what “friends with benefits” means. It means when neither of you have anything better to do, you screw around. No strings attached. This goes on until one or the other of you is in an exclusive relationship. At which point, it’s “no hard feelings!”
Andy points out that Teresa watched all the housewives shows in prison. Teresa says she has not been watching since she got home. This conversation occurs without either party mentioning the word prison, or even camp.
Then Andy does bring up Teresa’s lurid stories from camp. Because he is too chicken to ask Teresa directly, he gets Sonja to interrogate her about how things go down in Danbury. It was awkward and unnecessary. John Quinones is the bartender and he seemed repulsed and intrigued all at once by what he was witnessing.
The number one question for Teresa from viewers was why does she call prison, ‘camp’? It makes it seem like she doesn’t own the fact that she was in prison. Teresa says because it is called Danbury Prison Camp and she says she doesn’t like the word prison. She was not in a cell, there were no bars. Andy asks again, about her not owning that she went to prison. She says she was away from her kids for eleven and a half months so no one should even ask her that. Oh my, are we going to have another storm off the set moment from Teresa?
Sonja is asked why it was okay for Ramona to date Tom but no Luann? Sonja says that Ramona didn’t know she was dating Tom because they were adults doing what adults do when they are in between relationships. Then she says that she was having lunch with Ramona one day and she was saying she was excited about a new guy she was dating and whether she should take it to the next level. Sonja said that she told Tom she couldn’t see him anymore because Ramona was very excited to be dating him. Sonja said, “I was just you know, a lover!” Okay none of that made any sense. You dropped Tom happily so Ramona could date him, but you are mad at him for dating Luann? You didn’t answer the question, Sonja and Andy didn’t do any follow up as per usual.
Andy is sitting next to two menopausal aged women and he keeps complaining about how hot it is in the studio. Manopause? He is also cutting both women off before they can finish their answers as if he is rushing to get this whole thing over with.
Teresa is asked why she is so made at Kathy and Rosie especially since Rosie was there Joe when she was IN PRISON (of course the caller was told to say ‘away’ not in prison). Teresa smiles a huge fake smile and says sarcastically, “Well, you only saw what was on the cameras, so let’s just leave it at that.” I suppose we didn’t see the part about how those two dared to discuss that two of their family members were going to prison. Because that would be a “low blow.” Andy finally asks a follow up and says, “Why are you mad at them?” Teresa with this huge fake smile says “They’re my family so I don’t really wanna talk about them.”
Andy seems super cranky, it may just be the heat. Teresa seems pissed and doesn’t want to answer and questions. And Sonja bless her heart is making no sense with her answers. This show is going downhill fast.
A caller asks if Bethenny has confronted her about Tipsy Girl the restaurant and want to know if she told her about it in advance. For the love of GOD why do people believe that Sonja has anything to do with that business? Here is what is going on. Sonja misunderstands the question or something because she start talking about their on camera argument about the bottled prosecco. Andy asks if the restaurant is open. Sonja give the same response she used to give about the toaster ovens, ” It will be opening any day.” Sonja says Bethenny is very supportive of her now.
Teresa says the same tired line about Joe, “He’s doing great and we see him every week.”
Teresa gives a very nonsensical reason about why she was fine with Siggy asking about tabloid rumors but not Jac. Teresa said that Siggy was a brand new friend. Andy points out that your very good friend Jac should have had more right to ask you than someone off the street. Teresa doesn’t get that. Teresa says she thinks Jac was trying to plant seed. Most people with functioning minds would thing that Jac was asking “Holy shit, are you going to prison? Is everything okay?”
Sonja is asked about her resurfaced vagina. She says she got it resurfaced and then stopped screwing younger guys. She says the three date rule isn’t in play with older guys because it is a more serious relationship and she has a reputation to maintain. I wonder if it has to do with her trash talking her “friend with benefits” on television for having the audacity to get engaged. Because that is a huge violation of the Friends With Benefits bylaws.
Things lightened up a bit during the meat game, where Sonja proved she knew her Italian meats. She says she lived with an Italian Count for six years and they were engaged. WTF?
But the mood didn’t stay light for long when they put the last caller up to asking Teresa why she stormed off the stage of the Access Live set. Teresa says she thought the girl was digging and she didn’t like the way she asked the question. Andy says he has asked her that question and Teresa shoots back right away, “But I love YOU.”
Andy asks Sonja a question about Luann and the yacht and Sonja just blathers away on ten different tangents in ten seconds and ends with, “I love Luann!”
Teresa says that Kim G. is a nasty woman and an evil person for all the things she said on Twitter. #Namaste