WWHL With Teresa Giudice and Sonja Morgan

WWHL Teresa and Sonja

Wow, somehow they got everything back on time for WWHL at eleven. This should be a good one.

Okay we are five minutes in and I haven’t typed anything. It usually takes me twenty minutes to recap the first seven minutes. I’m sort of at a loss for words. In general,  Andy is being super nice to Sonja and talking about how it was great to run into her with her daughter in the Hamptons over the weekend. But he seems to be trying to set up a New York, New Jersey rivalry here.  Teresa has learned not to say she has never met the other housewife before, because she always has, so she says she has probably run across Sonia at a Bravo event. As usual, Sonia points out that she has met Teresa several times.

The gif of the night, and the clips that Andy shows are all very negative toward Teresa and then he asks her why she was so upset with Jac, was it calling her brother or the bankruptcy fraud.  Teresa says that the second one was uncalled for.  I cannot comprehend how someone who held up an entire filming season because they were in prison for bankruptcy fraud would expect to film and have no one mention the crimes she committed.

We see a clip from the next RHONY where Bethenny, Ramona and Sonja continue their obsession with Tom. Sonia says that she slept with Tom just before Thanksgiving. Andy says that Sonja gives new meaning to the term, “Thanksgiving spread”  because Andy feels like that is an appropriate thing to say to a woman on national TV.

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Normal people have tweeted in asking why the hell Sonja and Ramona are like dogs with a bone when it comes to Tom. Sonja says because she is still mad at Tom and she has a right to be mad at her friend.  No, no you do not.  You obviously don’t understand what “friends with benefits” means.  It means when neither of you have anything better to do, you screw around.  No strings attached.  This goes on until one or the other of you is in an exclusive relationship.  At which point, it’s “no hard feelings!”

Andy points out that Teresa watched all the housewives shows in prison. Teresa says she has not been watching since she got home. This conversation occurs without either party mentioning the word prison, or even camp.

Then Andy does bring up Teresa’s lurid stories from camp. Because he is too chicken to ask Teresa directly, he gets Sonja to interrogate her about how things go down in Danbury.  It was awkward and unnecessary.  John Quinones is the bartender and he seemed repulsed and intrigued all at once by what he was witnessing.

The number one question for Teresa from viewers was why does she call prison, ‘camp’? It makes it seem like she doesn’t own the fact that she was in prison.  Teresa says because it is called Danbury Prison Camp and she says she doesn’t like the word prison. She was not in a cell, there were no bars.  Andy asks again, about her not owning that she went to prison.  She says she was away from her kids for eleven and a half months so no one should even ask her that. Oh my, are we going to have another storm off the set moment from Teresa?

Sonja is asked why it was okay for Ramona to date Tom but no Luann? Sonja says that Ramona didn’t know she was dating Tom because they were adults doing what adults do when they are in between relationships.  Then she says that she was having lunch with Ramona one day and she was saying she was excited about a new guy she was dating and whether she should take it to the next level. Sonja said that she told Tom she couldn’t see him anymore because Ramona was very excited to be dating him.  Sonja said, “I was just you know, a lover!”  Okay none of that made any sense. You dropped Tom happily so Ramona could date him, but you are mad at him for dating Luann? You didn’t answer the question, Sonja and Andy didn’t do any follow up as per usual.

Andy is sitting next to two menopausal aged women and he keeps complaining about how hot it is in the studio. Manopause? He is also cutting both women off before they can finish their answers as if he is rushing to get this whole thing over with.

Teresa is asked why she is so made at Kathy and Rosie especially since Rosie was there Joe when she was  IN PRISON (of course the caller was told to say ‘away’ not in prison).  Teresa smiles a huge fake smile and says sarcastically, “Well, you only saw what was on the cameras, so let’s just leave it at that.” I suppose we didn’t see the part about how those two dared to discuss that two of their family members were going to prison. Because that would be a “low blow.” Andy finally asks a follow up and says, “Why are you mad at them?”  Teresa with this huge fake smile says “They’re my family so I don’t really wanna talk about them.”

Andy seems super cranky, it may just be the heat. Teresa seems pissed and doesn’t want to answer and questions.  And Sonja bless her heart is making no sense with her answers. This show is going downhill fast.

A caller asks if Bethenny has confronted her about Tipsy Girl  the restaurant and want to know if she told her about it in advance.  For the love of GOD why do people believe that Sonja has anything to do with that business? Here is what is going on.   Sonja misunderstands the question or something because she start talking about their on camera argument about the bottled prosecco.   Andy asks if the restaurant is open. Sonja give the same response she used to give about the toaster ovens, ” It will be opening any day.”   Sonja says Bethenny is very supportive of her now.

Teresa says the same tired line about Joe, “He’s doing great and we see him every week.”

Teresa gives a very nonsensical reason about why she was fine with Siggy asking about tabloid rumors but not Jac. Teresa said that Siggy was a brand new friend. Andy points out that your very good friend Jac should have had more right to ask you than someone off the street. Teresa doesn’t get that. Teresa says she thinks Jac was trying to plant seed. Most people with functioning minds would thing that Jac was asking “Holy shit, are you going to prison? Is everything okay?”

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Sonja is asked about her resurfaced vagina. She says she got it resurfaced and then stopped screwing younger guys. She says the three date rule isn’t in play with older guys because it is a more serious relationship and she has a reputation to maintain.  I wonder if it has to do with her trash talking her “friend with benefits” on television for having the audacity to get engaged. Because that is a huge violation of the Friends With Benefits bylaws.

Things lightened up a bit during the meat game, where Sonja proved she knew her Italian meats. She says she lived with an Italian Count for six years and they were engaged. WTF?

But the mood didn’t stay light for long when they put the last caller up to asking Teresa why she stormed off the stage of the Access Live set.   Teresa says she thought the girl was digging and she didn’t like the way she asked the question. Andy says he has asked her that question and Teresa shoots back right away, “But I love YOU.”

Andy asks Sonja a question about Luann and the yacht and Sonja just blathers away on ten different tangents in ten seconds and ends with, “I love Luann!”

Teresa says that Kim G. is a nasty woman and an evil person for all the things she said on Twitter. #Namaste

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65 responses to “WWHL With Teresa Giudice and Sonja Morgan

  1. Jrleaguer

    I wish they would
    pick a pronunciation and stick with it! Wondering what Teresa was drinking. You can’t consume alcohol while on probation, correct? I know she is not on house arrest anymore, but I think she is on probation for two years.

    • Minky

      Mmm hmm. Probation is gonna stop Teresa from drinking just as like the law stopped her from committing a crime. #shesorryshenotsorry #fabulousfelonsbybravo

    • John

      She said she could have a drink after February. She is allowed to drink, since the ankle bracelets came off.
      If you are on drugs or an alcoholic, you cannot drink while on probation

  2. therealdeb

    Both of these women are fucking delusional. That is all.

    • Jrleaguer

      @therealdeb – I half expected Kristen Taekman to spring up from behind the bar and yell, “You’re delusional!”

  3. Briannatozer16

    That caller that asked about Kat and Rosie was def Melissa … She put on an exaggerated voice but you could tell!

  4. tamaratattles

    Teresa could drink when this was filmed. When Chris invited them she made a comment that she was allowed to drink on a certain date about 30-45 days after her release.

  5. RHofND

    I dying over Andy practically falling off his chair laughing when Sonja said “I have a reputation to protect”. She is beyond delusional but I still love her.
    Teresa says she owns is but won’t admit she did anything wrong (sigh…)

  6. I fell asleep before this aired last night. I can’t wait to watch it. I bet Tre was really digging deep to keep her cool. Sonja is always a lovable nutjob.

  7. anna

    I just hate Teresa, hate her with a passion . She’s a typical “stupid mean girl”. We call Sonja delusional , however Teresa is the epitome of it.

  8. Dandy Lion

    Did you see Andy’s face when he said to Teresa that he heard Joe had lost some weight and she answered “yes, he looks like you now”. His eyes bulged out. LOL

  9. anna

    I thought so ha looked great by the way. She just needs to keep her mouth shut about tom. They were fucking & he fell in love with someone else, get over it!

    • hokiechick

      I thought so, too! She looked very young and the tan was flattering but not overdone. Her hair also looked great!

    • Shay

      Anyone, please help me out with SonJa’s story. She said she told Tom she wanted to pause the bennys, because Ramona caught feelings and wanted to take it to the next step with Tom. Is that step sex? Girlfriend status on facebook? Touching eachother in designated swimsuit areas?

      Then Ramona says she and Lu overlapped their Tom Time. And in the same breath Sonja says she slept with Tom in November which has been confirmed to be Ramona-Tom-Time AND Luanna-Tom-Time. Why did Sonja reactivate her Tom Time Sexy Time while he was still dating Ramona (and Lu!)? Did Ramona know?

      I think Sonja knew Tom wouldn’t give up the bennys with Sonja. She’s hot, fun, sweet, has a nice face… Did Ramona even have an invitation to take the next step with Tom? Could Tom have already taken 1 too many steps with Ramona? I think Sonja then tried to benny Tom into leaving Luann with the Thanksgiving sexy times. She’s mad because he never wanted anything more than the free bennys he was getting. And even though he probably could have kept a relationship with both Lu and Sonja, it’s devestating to Sonja that he’s like, “Sonj, c’mon we hung out a handful of times in 10 years
      .. why you trying to make it something. We had a good time, right, hun.” -read it so it sounds less poors.

    • Shay

      Anyone, please help me out with SonJa’s story. She said she told Tom she wanted to pause the bennys, because Ramona caught feelings and wanted to take it to the next step with Tom. Is that step sex? Girlfriend status on facebook? Touching eachother in designated swimsuit areas?

      Then Ramona says she and Lu overlapped their Tom Time. And in the same breath Sonja says she slept with Tom in November which has been confirmed to be Ramona-Tom-Time AND Luanna-Tom-Time. Why did Sonja reactivate her Tom Time Sexy Time while he was still dating Ramona (and Lu!)? Did Ramona know?

      I think Sonja knew Tom wouldn’t give up the bennys with Sonja. She’s hot, fun, sweet, has a nice face… Did Ramona even have an invitation to take the next step with Tom? Could Tom have already taken 1 too many steps with Ramona? I think Sonja then tried to benny Tom into leaving Luann with the Thanksgiving sexy times. She’s mad because he never wanted anything more than the free bennys he was getting. And even though he probably could have kept a relationship with both Lu and Sonja, it’s devestating to Sonja that he’s like, “Sonj, c’mon we hung out a handful of times in 10 years
      .. why you trying to make it something. We had a good time, right, hun.” -read it so it sounds less poors.

  10. Beth Boxer

    First post in a really really long time, but I read the comments quit often.
    I watched the episode and WWHL, I had to shut it off after Teresa said, yes, we paid back all the money. I just can’t listen to that nonsense, I work and Joe works. He is in jail and what is his job? She obvious does not think she will pay back the creditors.
    Sonja, didn’t she look beautiful last night? Very trim, love the smooth hair.

    • Briannatozer16

      I’m sorry but you’re not in Her wallet. Lol you don’t know how much she makes. She could’ve gotten an advance from bravo for multiple housewives seasons or big checks for all those special interviews she did w them or any other network she’s done appearances on. All the fraud they did happened before she had a viable income flow and I think going around national Tv and saying she paid it off would be extremely bad if she hadn’t actually paid it all off, I’m sure someone somewhere would’ve blown the whistle on that.

      • There are court filings which state that Tre has made arrangements to pay back all but one of her creditors. Arrangements are not payments and I highly doubt that Tre has any intention to pay anyone until the courts force her to. I don’t think she even has the mental capacity to understand any of things going on around her. It’s really very sad.

      • Spunky2015

        IMO, Teresa thought Andy was asking did she catch up with mortgage payments and that’s why she is still living in that house.

        Brianna: No way she has paid back $13 million or ever will. Delusion is contagious it seems.

      • Jessica White

        Teresa has paid off her court restitution she owed which was around $414k, she owes around $14mil from her fraud bankruptcy filing. I doubt she has paid that back already. She also owes about $400k in taxes to the state of NJ.

      • Twilly

        Yes, because Teresa said something on tv it must be true! You must be drinking the same delusional Kool-aid she is!!

      • I hope they paid their fertility doctor. That one really got to me. She ended up having a fourth child but paying the doctor wasn’t considered important to them. Lucky for them they don’t have to return the item. They’re extremely disrespectful of others.

      • tamaratattles

        Of course we are inside her wallet and her bankruptcy case. It’s all public record. ROFLMAO about Bravo giving advances for multiple seasons. In fact LMAO about this entire comment of stupidity.

      • Miguel

        Wow Tamara, your use of the word “stupidity,” in reference to Briannatozer16’s comment, is kismet!!!!!!!

      • Miguel

        Hey Minky (I hope you read this): this is the BIG reveal in stupidity, I was trying to hint at in the earlier post!

      • Minky

        Hey Miguelito! Totally saw your comment.

        As my kinfolk would would say: Sometimes the things people say make your brain stop dead in its tracks. It’s like achieving a horrifying kind of zen for a split second.

        Part of me gives people a generous amount of leeway for stuff like this, though. It’s not surprising that a lot of people assume that characters like Teresa, Bethenny, Nene, LVP, and so on, have some kind of serious influence at Bravo. They seem to be virtually getting away with murder sometimes.

        It’s easy to forget, especially if you just sit back and enjoy the show and don’t want to be bothered to think very critically, that the Wives are just employees who are getting used by Bravo every which-a-way, but who are self-deluded enough to think that it’s really the other way around.

      • Miguel

        Well-said, as always, Minky!!!

  11. Beth Boxer

    No way Joe is trim like Andy.

  12. Margaret Shepard

    Well if her bankruptcy is re-opened, she apparently still owes millions. I would enjoy watching more if she was in a smaller home and no new Lexus. I almost gagged when she said, both she and Joe work. He makes ten cents an hour in prison right?

    • Katherine 2.0

      Joe probably got an advance on his book, Juicy Joe’s Prison Hootch Cookbook.

    • Toni

      Does Joe get a check from Bravo for filming? They had that special Teresa Checks In that they may have paid him directly for. Since Teresa lives in the land of semantics and half-truths I could see her counting that paycheck as Joe working

  13. Chloe

    Teresa absolutely has no remorse and feels she was a victim by getting caught. It’s disgusting how she will not even say the word prison and then is upset when others do so. If she wasn’t where she is today, and without Bravo, she and Joe would be in prison and the girls would be raised by family members…no mansion, no Lexus. Instead of being grateful, she is hateful. I hope the low viewership of this season causes Andy to finally kick her to the curb!

  14. Diane

    I watched 10 minutes and my wall looked more entertaining than those two. Yawn fest. Click

  15. Christi

    Both the ladies looked good but they were a bad show mix.
    Teresa is like a child, if you don’t talk about anything it doesn’t exist and Sonya’s answers never made any sense. For a minute I thought I was drunk. Then I realized that she was just speaking nonsense. BTW why would anyone give 2 effs if Bethenny was still mad?

  16. Cat

    Andy is a douche.

    “Resurfaced vagina”? Like road construction, where they fill in the potholes?

    • librarygirl

      As far as I am concerned, Sonja has made it such that comments about her recent sex life are going to be made. Andy is a douche to take calculated shots at Sonja regarding the issue, but this Tom story has been all that she has talked about all summer. The whole thing seems to make no sense when Sonja and Ramona start going at Tom, being the self righteous dimwits that they are. Either they are totally clueless in regard to making themselves look desperate, or are gratuitously doing this to ride Lu’s coat tails with the SL. If Sonja truly did not get the nature of her relationship with Tom, perhaps this will enlighten her. Always, always, always, she plays the innocent. Ramona is just glad to have some stones to cast away from her own life.

  17. ZenJen55

    If I remember correctly, TT has stated that the husbands does not receive financial compensation. Things may of changed over the course of time.

    Cat, youre ON it today, meow my friend 😉

  18. I saw the segment when Teresa stormed off and Melissa followed..and “she” (Kit Hoover) didn’t ask her anything. The fill-in guest-host for the day was a man and he asked the question.. so I have no idea why Tre said that “she” was digging.. made no sense to me and I’m a fan !!

  19. Tamara, best description ever of “friends with benefits”! You’re so right, how could she lay off Tom because Ramona was dating him, but then get mad at Lou? Probably just for the story line. At one point, Teresa got closer to Sonja to make some kind of “joke” and you could tell Sonja didn’t find her funny. Teresa isn’t bright enough to have the same kind of wit and intelligent repartee that Sonja does. She doesn’t have the education or the world-wise background. Love Sonja- she is what she is – crazy, delusional, kind of sad, and ALWAYS entertaining.

  20. Jrleaguer

    Sonja may be fifty shades of crazy, but she does look great for her age. Carol is the same age and even with all of her money, she has not aged well.

  21. Overeducatedopinion

    If Sonja is ‘obsessed’ maybe it is because she enjoyed his company and liked having a reliable partner in crime, and now she is losing that. If your wing woman best friend got married it would take more than a hot second to process the loss and move on into a new social way of being. What makes it worse is that he insists on denying they were ever together. Now that’s just unnecessarily disrespectful and hurtful. Imagine sleeping with a guy for YEARS and suddenly one day he is ignoring you and acting like he barely knows you. It would be hurtful and embarrassing. Why couldn’t he let her know about Luann, thank her for her friendship and company, and acknowledge the loss she is experiencing? The way TT viciously turned on Sonja is confounding. You can support and be happy for Luann while sympathizing with Sonja’s confusion and embarrassment. Luann is fake as f;cl their relationship is fueled by cocaine and social climbing.

    • tamaratattles

      How long have you been watching this show? You really believe Sonja’s version of her relationship with Tom? She can’t even tell the story the same way twice.

    • Sonja wasn’t even upset at first.. she let Bethany and crew talk her into being upset. She was sitting on the bed listening to the coercion and thought it was a great way to gain some sympathy and attention from the group, then became upset.

  22. Twilly

    I love everyone’s “shade” on Teresa. She thought she was gonna come back and everyone was gonna act like NONE of that happened. She truly is a delusional wonder. As far as Sonja goes, I’m surprised she can remember who she slept with between her inebriation aND the sheer extent of her “suitors”. Wouldn’t surprise me if she had Tom confused for her newspaper delivery guy.

    • I know people who have gone away for white collar crimes; people who worked at my school, actually. When they serve their time and come home, we all act like none of it happened, unless they want to talk about it. But, I’m sure the housewives have to bring it up for good TV.

  23. Teresa just jumped right back into who she was before. The only thing different is she is eager to talk in graphic detail about the sex that went on in prison whereas before she always acted so shocked and innocent when the topic of sex came up. The fact that she is still thick headed regarding the number of people she and Joe ripped off is either due to stupidity or a wicked false sense of entitlement. Having lost money to a couple who declared bankruptcy because of their irresponsibility had a big, negative impact on me and my a family. Teresa is NOT a victim in any of this. Declaring bankruptcy allowed Teresa and Joe to pay a fraction of what they owed so when she says she paid everything back she only paid back what the court ordered. In my situation I was paid 25 cents for each dollar owed which was actually considered good. Think of the victims of Hurricane Sandy that Joe and Teresa duped. Karma will come around and bite Teresa in her butt at some point in the future.

    • Matzah60

      It already bit her in the ass. In case you didn’t know, the trustee disallowed the bankruptcy. Joe hadn’t paid his taxes for around ten years. They filed a fraudulent bankruptcy and got caught. This is why they were indicted on 41 counts of felony.

  24. T D

    Is Andy rockin’ devil horns in that picture?

  25. iloveearlgrey

    Teresa isn’t doing herself any favors right now. She should be apologetic and humble, but she comes across as a complete asshole who isn’t sorry one bit. I can’t stand Jacqueline, but I like the fact that she put Teresa in her place. Her brother said it best when he called her garbage.

  26. Dancing Matisse

    Delusion, thy Queen is Teresa Giudice.

  27. Katherine 2.0

    After seeing the previews for next RHONY, I am going to have to pass and wait for TT’s recap. This looks painful. Like we are not already inundated with news of people treating people badly.

  28. I side with teresa only in the jac situation because jac and teresa were friends in real life.
    Jac had no business talking about that stuff on camera to make teresa look bad.
    As a friend, she did not have to bring up the tabloids but she did.
    Why? because during that time there was an incident that happened that pissed off the manzos so they wanted to call her out passively.
    As if we are supposed to believe Caroline just happened to be at jac’s house while they were talking.

    Jac knows her friend and knew how she’d react. She couldn’t discuss too many things and told her to contact her lawyer if she had questions.

    Jac came in this season being rude and shady to teresa and she was just as rude in her kitchen.

    Teresa is right. She never brought up the legal issues with her husband because she is a friend and that stuff was going to be tabloid fodder regardless so why ignite it on camera?

    Everything else about teresa is BS but I do side with her on that one.

    Also, why must she talk about prison. We all know she came out of prison and she is trying to move on.

    I get that people don’t like teresa but if it were someone you liked, you’d understand why they want to move on.
    She paid her time and now she wants to start anew…i don’t blame her.
    Jac, Kathy and rosie are not interesting enough on their own so they have to talk about teresa to get airtime

    Jac is a loon. Teresa is a fraud, no dout but Jac is not mentally stable and gets more and more immature as the days pass

    • Nila

      Agreed Sware! I don’t need someone to discuss their time in prison in order to make sure they’re “sorry”.

    • tamaratattles

      Teresa NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT GOING TO PRISON! She will talk about prison dildos in detail she just minimizes the fact that SHE WAS IN PRISON and makes it sound like summer camp.

  29. PeachyKeen

    TT Late in the game on this post.. Thought Theresa was 1) at Camp and or 2) in a “college Dorm”
    Like We are supposed to believe either one!
    Oh and Joe didn’t go into a detox when he went to “CAMP”…
    4 Years on visiting him every week? Really…
    Can’ t imagine after one year in “camp” Joe and the Theresa SHow?

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