Is it me or are there too many Real Housewives shows airing at once? I need a break. At least I am not sick of this one yet, but it is only episode four.
As the sun is setting on the beach, everyone heads inside to have some shots. Am I the only one who avoids shots at all cost since I hit thirty? But Kelly not only has a bar on every floor, she has a bartender out on the balcony overlooking the ocean. I am not a fan of modern homes but I could totally get used to living in this one. Kelly even has a bar in her room sized closet.
Vicki randomly decides to hug Shannon and tell her she misses her and that they will talk afterward. That Vicki is a bold one. She tells Shannon she is sorry several times and she sits down to chat with Shannon. She says you were right and I was wrong and I just want to put this behind us. Vicki says that she never lied. Brooks lied to her. Shannon is not buying it. Vicki just wants to move on. Shannon is not having it. Vicki leaves early crying all the way home.
I am already sick of watching Meghan give herself a shot in her belly. I’m also sick of hearing about Jim’s frozen assets. He will be out of town working when she has all of her egg retrieval and implantation.
Vicki rushes home because Briana is having trouble breathing. She came to rush her to the hospital and Brianna doesn’t want to walk out the door because the cameras are in her face. I’m sure they would record it if she dropped dead. Because, Bravo. Vicki can’t get her to the hospital because she keeps losing consciousness, so an ambulance meets them en route.
Vicki was at lunch with the boys when all of this happened so they were in the car. Once the ambulance took off with Briana, Vicki took the boys back to her house and called a sitter. Sarah ( Tamra’s daughter in law) just happened to be at the gas station so she followed Vicki and waited for the sitter.
Kelly heads over to Meghan’s with a bottle of Veuve for some girl time. Meghan’s kitchen has been totally demolished. Over some champagne, Kelly and Meghan end up arguing over Vicki. Meghan wants Kelly to stay out of the Vicki situation with the others. It’s good advice, but Kelly has a role to play, and that is Vicki’s defender.
Brianna is in the hospital with a high fever and an unknown infection. This leaves Vicki to deal with both boys, who are quite the handful. I don’t see this resolving itself any time soon. Vicki has been Instagramming from the hospital with Vicki very recently.
Shannon is planning a 1970s disco party. Because, who knows why. Later she goes to see Tamra for lunch at a Mexican place where they order grilled chicken with vegetables. So why go to a Mexican place. Shannon decides that the reason that Briana moved back before her husband was because of some selfish motive on Vicki’s part and she made it a condition of her buying the house for them. Clearly she was moving for better health care. The diagnosis was that all of her lymph nodes are enlarged and compressing her lungs, but the source of the infection remains unclear. Shannon sent an invite to Vicki for her party. Tamra thinks the email was too mean. I don’t. I thought it was pretty straightforward, but Tamra convinces her to soften it up.
This episode was pretty boring. Next week, it’s the 70s party. Shannon throws Kelly out of the party. On her way out she says to David, “No wonder why you cheated on her.