Bethenny Frankel’s blog about last night’s episode has a very interesting take on what we saw on the show. Let’s get out the purple pen for Bethenny’s Bravo Blog because I have a few things to share.
Wow, did I enjoy the comedy in that dance scene. Ramonja does have its highlights. Those blondies were very cute. I love how they just owned it, and how Ramona is embracing her age versus trying to dance like the young kids do. They both looked great and when you’re having fun it is contagious.
Is it just me, or would it have been kinder to just not acknowledge this scene at all? Notice she never mention’s Sonja’s name in her entire blog. Was bringing up Ramona’s age subtle shade?
Yeah, so now I have to listen to a conversation about Jules’ vagina, aka “pistachio.” I knew she was nuts. Now I know what kind.
Of all the people in the world to complain about Jules vagina scenes, Bethenny Frankel is going to call her crazy and have zero compassion for her? Jules has a serious injury to her “coochchicoo” and Bethenny can’t endure a short scene? Bethenny, the one woman who has talked incessantly about her own female health issues for the past several episodes?
I really do care about Carole. She is a good friend, she is not competitive nor jealous, and I am grateful for her. I invite her to everything because she doesn’t make a jackass out of herself, she can talk to anyone and she is very observant.
She doesn’t make a jackass out of herself? The two of you and your Bobbsey twins routine at every event makes you both the mean girl jackasses! How do you not see the hypocrisy of saying that you only invited Carole because everyone else acts like jackasses? Carole actually can’t talk to anyone. You may not have noticed but she has nothing to say to anyone but you in most of her scenes.
She can also be critical, so if something was off she might notice it. As fun as getting dressed up and wearing a wig is, that is just the window dressing. I am a detail person, obsessive, a perfectionist and a lot of work goes into those events. If any of my events or trips were a sh– show, heads would roll. That Skinnygirl Candy is delicious because it has my heart, soul, blood sweat and tears in it.
Gentle suggestion, when you have spent the last few episodes discussing your vaginal bleeding, it’s probably not wise to refer to blood, sweat and tears winding up in your candy. It makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
Enough with Carole and Luann. I know you’re all bored. Luann gives zero f—s about Carole. Carole has no interest in Luann’s friendship. Asked and answered. Zzzzzz.
It seems that production has finally forced the all cast scenes to occur. So that is progress.
Wow. I can say many things but one I am certain about is that no one is jealous of Luann’s relationship with Tom. At this point, we are really hoping it is real and that Luann is happy, but no one is jealous. Fact.
It seems that every time someone doesn’t like someone the go to response is “she’s just jealous.” I have to say that Bethenny, Sonja and especially Ramona really do appear to be jealous. I’m not sure that is exactly what it is though. Those three are far from happy about Luann’s announcement. In fact they each bring up “rumors” about the relationship at every turn. Those three may not be jealous of Luann’s relationship, but the sure are trying to demean and sabotage it. They did the same thing to Dorinda’s relationship with John. They seem intentional in their attempts to destroy those two relationships for some reason.
So three people at this table have been with Tom? I mean the Upper East Side is small, but Manhattan is huge. Something smells fishy. Why the rush? What is it with this guy swimming in one tiny fishbowl? I’m feeling my usual skeptical self.
I’m skeptical myself. There have been some shady characters hanging around this franchise since season one. Tom is one of them. However a simple look at just the last month of Instagram posts by Luann shows them going to Nashville, Laguna Beach, out on Tom’s yacht in the harbor and visiting with Luann’s mother. It looks real to me. And aren’t you sleeping with your friend’s soon to be ex? Same thing. That relationship also seems to have gotten quite serious in short order.
Let’s talk about Jules’ vagina again. How about you pull your pants down and put everyone deeper into their misery.
These two sentences seem nonsensical to me. What is she trying to say here? And WHY? It’s like she gets done with her blog and says, “Maybe I should take one more swipe at Jules for good measure.”
I’m glad about one thing: I am not verbally assaulting anyone this week, so I’m feeling good. Next week I have not watched, but I’m not sure I can say the same thing!
Well not assaulting to their faces anyway. There was plenty of behind the back mean girling. Guess that doesn’t count. You certainly didn’t come of as kind this episode.