After reading Bethenny’s blog this week, I started trying to remember when we had seen Bethenny Frankel laughing or happy. I think back to her spinoff with Jason, and even there she was utterly miserable and angry. She was angry at the wedding, she was angry on her birthdays, she was angry at the beach with Jason. I don’t ever recall her laughing. The only times I recall Bethenny laughing was when she was laughing at someone. It’s a haughty laugh. That was what I was thinking about reading her blog below. That is my memory. Let me know if you remember things differently.
Let’s look a Bethenny’s blog this week, almost everyone is fair game.
I laughed from the minute Sonja said “my Tom” through the conversation with Ramona about #braceletgate.
What exactly was so funny? I think most normal people would feel badly for Luann being treated that way by her “friends” when she tells them she was in love and planning to get married again. I don’t think Luann was acting when she was visibly hurt by them. I’ve heard a bit more about this story and I am starting to think Luann and Tom are a real thing.
It was two, not one, bracelets by the way.
How the hell do you know this? Ramona said one, but you have more information? Are you drilling down for information on Tom and his relationships? And what difference does this correction make?
I continued laughing at Simon and Garfunkel, I mean Carole and Adam with his long hair and guitar get up to her hideous terrarium and his reaction to it.
So you laughed at Adam’s appearance, and his “get up”, and your only friend on the show.
I laughed even more when cracked out Luann in her white wedding cape didn’t let me get a thought, much less a word, in edgewise. I mean you gotta love a woman who does the inviting and accepting of an invitation.
If by white wedding cape you mean her exquisite winter white suit that perfectly contrasted to your all black in a classic good versus evil way, then I suppose there is humor in that. Did you just accuse someone else of not letting you get a word in edgewise? #PotMeetKettle Actually, this is the first season I am starting to love her. She’s Teflon to all the attacks on her every single episode.
Clearly Luann does all the work in bed.
You must think about Luann’s sex life a lot for that random thought just to show up on a blog. You should call your radio show, Money Can’t Buy You Class, as it seems your radio slogan choices were limited to housewives song titles. This one seems more fitting.
That dinner with Jules and Dorinda was actually painful. This was Dorinda getting all lit up and waxing poetic with metaphors for days.
It’s looking like Jules and Michael are having some trouble in paradise. That I don’t miss, and that I don’t envy. I do “suck at relationships,” but I’d rather be solo than feel like that. Tensions have arisen over there. John was trying to break the tension, and at that dinner, he was definitely my favorite Housewife.
It’s just Luann’s happiness that bugs you. We get it.
What can I tell you? The ratings are flying, the drama is real, and I give zero f—s if people love or hate me. This is a reality show and in dealing with this particular group of women, THIS is my reality.
So you are being a giant cunt for ratings? It seems really natural to me.
I’m happier than ever and enjoying the success of the show. I give it my truth, and that’s all I can promise.
If you can’t handle the truth you can’t handle me. #thebisback.
Remember when your truth was that reality shows were beneath your station and you didn’t want the housewives on your show? Until those ratings sucked without them, so you brought them back? And now you are the standard bearer once again for women behaving badly for a paycheck?
Oh, and you just don’t seem happy to me. You know who does? Luann.
Speaking of Luann, she has an episode about her life before she was a housewife airing on Friday at 7 p.m. They showed a first look last night and I found it fascinating. Did you know she hosted at TV show in Italy? And she doesn’t really speak English! Her life has been extremely interesting.
I’ll be checking it out. I won’t be recapping it, but I may but a discussion post up. It’s rather fast paced and I don’t want to miss a thing!