For reasons known only to Bravo this show is an extra 15 minutes and Tour Group will air at 11:45. I hate you all for not watching Tour Group by the way, it’s the best show on Bravo by far. But no time to chastise as I am running behind after having one of those days so lets check in on the Ionian Princess and see if Danny gets fired.
Danny is totally sprung for one of the guests,Morgan and it appears to be mutual but he has been quarantined to the crew’s quarters. Wait, we are back on the beach. Is the first fifteen minutes of this show the last fifteen of last week? Maybe not. I don’t recall seeing Danny kiss Morgan at the table in front of all the other girls. Why is no one reacting to this?
Maybe they didn’t notice because one of the guests is a looney vegetarian type. She is crying for the families of the fish that died for the sushi in her cabin. I am not making this put. She is also crying for the death of any flies that may have been killed. Wait. Is that Morgan? She took out some weave and ya’ll know I have facial recognition issues. Actually, I thought all the RHONJ looked exactly a like and could not tell who was who especially in the Vermont scenes.
Danny is off to comfort Morgan. I can see the working on signs that say #FliesLivesMatter and singing Kum ba Yah as their first date. Oh wait, he didn’t go see her. He goes to sit down and write her a poem. Bobby tries to stop him but love is deaf or something because he is determined to write the poem. So he calls Bryan to come down and the Captain comes with him and everyone tells him he has lost his damn mind and he is being super unprofessional. He follows orders but doesn’t understand why rules are in place about such things. He even says to THE CAPTAIN “We’re going to agree to disagree.” Wow. Then Danny goes to cry in his quarters. These two are a total match.
Danny leaves his cabin and tracks down Morgan who just so happens to be away from everyone else out on the deck. He gives her the damn poem! Are you kidding me? And the part with air kisses. #YoungLoveMatters He tells her to hide the poem but of course she has to share it with all of her closest friends. She reads it aloud and they laugh and squeal. Oh Danny. This is going to be bad.
It gets worse. Daniel goes to talk to two of the other girls and he tells them about his conversation with the captain and they tell him that he is one of the Kilt Girls and they are #TeamDaniel It ends with a group hug which Bobby sees. So he tells Bryan. Bryan tries to talk sense in to him. Danny eventually tells on himself about the note. And now he is restricted to crew quarters and is not allowed on deck tomorrow. He is not allowed to say goodbye to the guests. I predict some dramatic scene, like a Rocky style dive off the side of the boat. I hope he doesn’t get fired. He has made this episode amusing.
Juila is cracking up saying this is all over a salmon (technically the grieving family of the salmon) and poem. We cut to Jenn who say the beach makeout saying, “If only they knew what really happened. Jenn didn’t snitch because she’s Italian and doesn’t want to sleep with the dead salmon’s grieving family.
Meanwhile, it is so windy that dinner plates are blowing around and the deck crew is having trouble hearing the captain’s orders. They are a man down trying to dock under terrible circumstances. They had to abort their first attempt to dock. The guests have to disembark via tender. None of them ask where Danny is. But they had Kilt themed gifts for all the staff and they sent one to Danny with a note from Morgan. He cried. He cried again later in is talking head. He’s such a goofball.
Danny goes to talk to the Captain. He tells the captain that he just likes to cheer people up, because he’s people person. The Captain says that kind of thing is not going to work on a yacht. Be a Wal*Mart greeter or something.! Ha! I love this captain. He tells Danny that he was hoodwinked. He says these girls are professional flirts. That’s what they do for a living. Danny is crying. The Captain tells him he has lost his respect and he can’t have someone working for him that he doesn’t trust and he doesn’t trust Danny. He also lost his tip. Danny begs for his job back.
The Captain says this is his second strike. He needs to regain his trust. The Captain really needs the deckhand and doesn’t want to mess with getting a replacement.
The tip was 20,000K US. Danny does not get a share.
When they dock the boat, Tiffany, who has dreams of being a Captain offers to help with the lines.
It’s the second crew night off on land and this time the girls are all getting along. Bobby and Danny are still on punishment from the last time on land and must stay behind and inventory the boat while everyone else parties. I can’t believe they are drinking red wine in all that heat. I love Merlot but when it is hot outside, it’s time for Pinot Grigio. The crew make fun of Jenn bland palate when she order plain chicken, white rice and green beans.
Back on ship, Danny makes Jenn a photo collage of her family and some because she is missing home. And well, he is grateful she didn’t snitch. Daniel, dude. You really must grow up!
Hannah is really working on Ben trying to get his undivided attention. Meanwhile Bryan is working on Tiffany. Hannah and Bryan decide to head back to the boat and she drunken says “I love Benny!’ Ben and the rest of the crew catch up. Jenn loves her surprise.
Ben and Hannah have a weird long hug. Ben in a talking head says that the chief stew and chef is the hardest relationship to work. We are setting up for a duel between Ben and Bryan over Tiffany. Hannah is hurt that Ben won’t make out with him.
Next Week: Hannah gets pissy with Tiffany again because of the Ben situation. Danny watches the guests have a threesome in the hot tub and pisses everyone off. Danny tells Bobby he has his “tampon up his pussy” and it looks like Bobby may get physical with him.