The new week of recapping begins again with a new episode of Shahs of Sunset!
GG is going to be the Yolanda of this season of Shahs. We are starting the miracle treatments this episode. We begin with GG and Reza in a salt water pool at a local spa. While these two soak in each others funk (the thought of being in a bath with Reza skeeves me out!) GG informs us that the next step in her journey to find a cure is chemo. Oh joy!!
Shervin is apparently a full cast member with his own scenes this season. His mom is in town and cooking for him, and his not exactly at date, GG. Shervin has the best house out of all of them. I wonder what his real job is. Shervin’s mom wants him to get married. He is ready for that but he doesn’t have any one in mind. He needs to start dating different types of women.
Shervin goes on a date with a blond named Annalise. She’s an Italian from Australia. Shervin can’t stop mocking her accent and making jokes about Australia. She’s not interested.
Tommy has moved in to MJ’s apartment. In even worse news, Tommy is getting his sperm tested. Surprise! The doctor wanted at least 20 million good swimmers per milliliter and Tommy only has less than a million. Great! Can we move him out now? The doctor wants him to retest after two to five days of not masturbating. One the second test, he had 53 million swimmers. The doctor encourages MJ to get on it because her clock is ticking.
Vida comes for a visit! She makes some kind of celery stew that MJ loves. MJ drops the bomb that Tommy has moved in. Vida says that everybody knows that Tommy is not the guy for her.
Mike and Jessica
These two newlyweds are off to marital counseling. Mike says that after they got married, “the stress of life” ripped them apart. If by “the stress of life” he means his multiple affairs (Blind Item reveal) that did not stop when he tied the knot, then sure. Is he not going to admit to his cheating on the show? They are not living together anymore. Jessica moved out. Mike says that this is very hard for him. Mike says he spent the last five years of his life being the breadwinner? Really? I bet Jessica’s dad is laughing his ass off over that comment. Neither of them are discussing the real issue. Somewhere, Mike Shouhed is shitfaced.
Reza is still planning his surprise wedding. What could possibly go wrong with this plan? He and Asa head to Palm Springs to choose a restaurant for the surprise wedding. He picks a windowless cinderblock room in a restaurant. I hate it. Asa and Reza love it.
Wait. Reza has a house in Palm Springs? Why are the getting married in a windowless cinderblock room? Maybe they will just have dinner in Cell Block C and then come back to the house for the actual ceremony?
Asa’s Cat Party
Asa’s mom is throwing a cat party to celebrate her mother’s retirement. Everyone dresses like a cat. It is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds. Asa has also hired the requisite fortune teller for all Bravo parties. In this case it is someone who reads coffee grounds. The food is amazing looking as usual. Everyone is there except for Jessica who Mike says is “out of town.”
As it turns out the coffee grinds reader is Asa’s mom. It looks like they are going to do the reading privately away from everyone else. This means the script says that the reading will be bad. We also have been dropped little hints along the way that Adam is not going to be down with the surprise wedding. But that is not exactly what she says. She says that she can’t say one way or the other if Adam will marry him at the surprise wedding but she does say that there is someone on the sidelines who is jealous and bringing bad energy. That would be MJ.
Mike tells MJ that when he got married Jessica thought he would change. And yes, Mike, if by change you mean stop fucking other people, then sure. He tells MJ that she moved out. He says that it’s not really moving out because she didn’t take al of her things. Mike tells Reza how hard it is on him. MJ is drunk off her ass and spreading the news to everyone.
It would not be a Shahs party if some idiot didn’t ruin a perfectly good cake by throwing it on someone. This time, the idiot is Asa who wipes gobs of it all over her mother’s face. Who does this kind of shit? MJ storms out of the party drunk and the guys help pour her into a cab.
Next Week: Reza proposes to Adam in Cell Block C. Will he says yes to a surprise wedding?