Look, I have a confession to make. I fucking hate most of the housewives shows and everything else I cover here at this point. This is way better shit out there but if you can’t follow the cookie cutter version of the long term reality shows and just enjoy them without calling this one or that a fucking sociopath ( a word many of you don’t understand), OR FOLLOW SIMPLE COMMENTING RULES, I’m not as inclined to share the actual good shows.
So when I take some time off from watching TV shows and talking about them. I now can’t wait to watch TV shows Like 60 Days In. It is at least halfway over now. It comes on A &E on Thursdays. If you have not watched yet you are SO LUCKY because it is the kind of show you cannot stand to wait a week for the new episode. My DVR kind of sucks and sometimes stutters and when it happens with this show my heart skips a beat thinking the episode is over.
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW!
First, I have some sort of lesbian attraction to the short, angry cop, with a terrible childhood, Tami. Most of the time I want to hug her. Sometimes I want her to beat the fuck out of Kansas or Brooklyn or Detroit or whatever the skeevy little pod boss cunt’s name is. Mostly, I want to remind her to change her focus from “surviving 60 Days In” to DOING THE FUCKING JOB SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING! And then perhaps cuddling with her midget ass in her bunk at night for a job well done.
ROBERT IS GETTING OUT OF SEGREGATION NEXT WEEK! And I full expect him to bail and not go or to act out to go back to the SHU. I really want them NOT TO LET HIM OUT OF GEN POP for the last three weeks or so. He was busted as being on some other idiotic reality show that may or may not have even aired. He wants to make a dollar during his summer vacation from teaching. Make the smug bitch earn that check.
Zac is the only one that seems equipped for this.
Mohammed Ali’s daughter is just sliding right in doing charitable work and tutoring AND GETTING INTEL that will be important.
That one girl, Barbra?, who wanted to reform prisoners basically became involved in a lesbian affair, will likely lose her husband and is about to come crawling back to Tami, because she can’t go it alone. She seems to have always wanted to be in a sorority, finally got in one and figured out they are all bitches.
I’m glad the guy off his meds hit Jeff. I’m #SorryNotSorry. I’m just keeping it 100% Paul Blart Mall Cop was set up to be the mark. It was only a matter of time. I hope he sees how his demeanor makes him a target and goes on that refugee that was on that Lisa Ling show where some guy taught adult male virgins how to be men. Because he needs LOTS of therapy. It’s way to unsafe in this world not to have a modicum of self esteem. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. And being a Wal*Mart security guard doesn’t seem to be doing it for you. TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
Isaiah is terribly young for this. I worry about him.
Now talk to me!