I’m super excited about Marie Osmond tonight. When I was in the first grade in Libya, I had a friend in the 5th grade who lived on my street. She was the epitome of cool, and she was Canadian and thought that my southern upbringing where I said yes mam and no sir was horrific and reminded her of slavery. She was big on evolution and explained to me at age six that I needed to try to do more things with my toes because they could be extinct in a few generations. And she was OBSESSED with Donny Osmond and would fly to Malta to bring back his albums to Tripoli. I thought she was EVERYTHING so I liked Donny because she did. When we moved back to the states, I would watch the Donny and Marie show. My only 8 track tape was the Donny one with “Puppy Love” on it. It was a kinder gentler time.
Okay enough of the overshare. Apparently, Dorinda and Bethenny are fighting on Twitter during the show. Jules showed up at the clubhouse to support Dorinda. I don’t see how Bethenny has a leg to stand on in this discussion. But I am sure there will be some idiots here who will find a way to take her side.
Andy can’t get enough of the Grey Gardens slant for the Sonja and Luann show. I actually love those two together.
We have a montage of Carole, Bethenny and Ramona trash talking John. Marie Osmond agrees with me. Marie is such a sweetheart.
Next week on RHONY, John accuses Bethenny of stealing her brand name from a guy named Sam who had/has a business called SkinnyCal? Gal? Fuck maybe Jim is right and I do need to use CC. Bethenny accuses John of being on coke. I am pissed that there are still people who do coke. God that is such a good but dangerous drug. #IMissThe80s
Because it is Wednesday, they have to do the shotski but both Marie and Dorinda did a shot of water. I hate shots but I’d do a lemon drop if I had to do the shotski.
Ramona tweeted love for Dorinda.
Dorinda doesn’t get why everyone has so many questions about John.
Marie gets the Mazel off the shoulder T and Dorinda gets the crappy Kmart panties. Because Andy is totes team Bethenny. His wing up her ass is quite near Caroles. Marie has a new CD. Carole tweets and basically admits she is up Bethenny’s ass.
Dorinda introduced Luann to her fiancée and they had dinner together last night.
The poll question is “Is Carole up Bethenny’s Anus?” And clearly the answer is yes, so the morons will all vote no. How did I know the morons voted NO 64%