Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
AND THERE IT IS. I now believe this blind. Cynthia sits down with Marlo and Mallorie to talk about the fight with Porsha. Cynthia says that Porsha always wants to bring up Peter. So very interesting in light of new information. Cynthia says that Porsha’s obsession with Peter is borderline scary at this point. Cynthia had to sit down and talk to Noelle about Porsha attacking her on the boat.
I can’t with Phaedra and the mortuary shit. No one wants Phaedra to be their undertaker. True story my first kiss was with a twin and both of these guys were fucked up and older. The other one (and yes I did. allegedly) was a huge psycho but I was 17 at the time and my brain had not fully developed. Anyway he ended up getting a job at a funeral home (because deviant) and I told everyone I knew if anything happened to me do not take me there, do not take your family there, do not go anywhere near there. And that is exactly how I feel about Phaedra being around dead bodies. She’s a sociopath in my opinion. And this whole scene skeeves me the fuck out. And just like that there are sirens all over this hood in real life. Sigh. I really need to move. Oh holy hell. The dude just said that Phaedra walked in as “that little student from Jeff State Community College!” I am DYING HERE. Check out the link. This is the best show of the season! This is so creepy. I can’t.
There was some stuff about Kandi and Todd and Todd’s sperm. Lost footage of the made for TV baby shower. God I am so glad to be past the stupid baby shower games stage of life.
Footage of the THOT and Duke “shopping for places to live.” Porsha says Duke is ready to settle down. He filmed for TWO DAYs. So deusional.
Then random scenes of Kenya dating. Kenya sets up an online profile. And supposedly that is how she met Matt. But there were apparently many fake scenes. This one guy looks very familiar. He looks like a long lost Wayans brother who is not funny. And I would have run at the finger licking while eating.
I can’t take Sheree and Porsha trashing Kim. Enough. She’s leaving. I think Kim is a great mother. Sheree NEVER ADMITTED SHE HAD TIERRA ON THE SHOW and then she used her to hid assets in court? For some reason, Sheree called Kenya to talk about Kim. Kim is suddenly saying she was fine in Miami? SHE LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T FEEL SAFE!
So Kenya and Sheree meet to talk about Kim. Sheree invited Kim to join them. I will not choose between Kim and Kenya. I so wish they would have been friends. It does seem like Kim has an attitude with Kenya. and holy shit this is being filmed at The Palm Atlanta and I see people that I know! Someone should have called me! It ends with Kenya saying “Skate on out of here, Tootie.