A night on the town went haywire for some “Real Housewives” when Ramona Singer defended a drunken creep at a fancy party — and was then ejected with the guy. Singer began the evening at Sushi Roxx with cast mates LuAnn de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan before hitting a party hosted by Dorinda Medley’s boyfriend John Mahdessian at his haute dry cleaner, Madame Paulette.
That’s when an overserved guest — described by a source as “an uninvited drunk who once dated LuAnn” (well, that narrows it down!) — started “harassing” Morgan and Singer. Mahdessian jumped to the ladies’ defense at the packed party, but “Singer oddly asked the drunk to stay, with an ensuing screaming match,” sources said.
That’s when the dry cleaning magnate “had them both removed” in front of guests including Consuelo Vanderbilt Costin and Daniel Joory. “People applauded, and Mahdessian declared, ‘I took out the grime!’” But Singer was then seen on the street, laughing.
Ramona’s Tagline: “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.”
(Um , it’s gets better with age.)
Ramona is desperately seeking her next husband. And just like Bethenny, her marriage is not officially over.
We begin with Luann reading to Sonja about Ramona getting thrown out of a function in NYC on December 9, 2015. That means we will have Christmas in NYC! I love when that happens!
Here is the Page Six version of events:
Sonja’s response? “Well, here we go again!” Exactly, Sonja. And I’m actually looking forward to it.
Sonja’s tagline: If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?”
Ramona is afraid Sonja is going to drink herself to death. If Ramona is worried about that, Sonja’s in trouble.
Carole’s tagline: “I plan for the future, but live in the moment”
Carole got a dog and is still dating the puppy. Other than licking Bethenny’s butthole, she has no storyline.
Luann’s tagline: “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess”
Luann gets engaged. How convenient.
Bethenny goes after Luann. ” You have sex with married men! You cheat! You have sex with younger guys!”
Luann feels like everyone is “Trying to take her down this season.” So business as usual here.
Bethenny’s tagline: “If you can’t handle the truth, you can’t handle me.”
Bethenny has to have surgery. This comes toward the end of he season because I just read an article about how she had to hire people to take care of her because she doesn’t make close ties. Um, can you blame her? Plus, she can afford someone who is a professional. Sounds like the way to go if you can afford it.
Bethenny also shares some news with Luann. Bethenny says, “I don’t want to be the one to tell you this but…” Then Luann is whisper crying saying, “Don’t do this to me.” Bethenny responds with a complete meltdown saying, “I’m so sorry.” What does Bethenny tell Luann? Is it that her fiancé has a history with one or more other RHONY? Because he does. But they don’t usually keep that secret from each other. Bethenny is also laying down in her bed for this confession.
Bethenny fights with Dorinda and John in one scene she screams “Don’t talk about my business!”
Bethenny has her new apartment all furnished. She just said on camera, “When I was married and living in that other apartment, I didn’t feel like it was my home.” And just like that she lost the apartment. What the hell was she thinking? I think she really is all settled in the new place. And it’s stunning.
Bethenny is dating. Actually they are ALL DATING. I don’t think there is a married one left. Oh, Jules is. For now.
Notice how everything is about Bethenny? Looks like she will be earning that check this year.
Dorinda’s tagline: “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, martinis are!”
Dorinda tells the new girl, Jules ” She’s a dog that bites. I’ll pat her on the ass, but I’m not touching her on the face.” That could be any of them, but Jules seems to be a bit awkward with Bethenny at the beginning of the season. What do you think?
Dorinda and John both drink a whole lot this season. There should be a tag team drinking game with these two against Ramonja. First to die of alcohol poisoning wins. It would be a close race.
Everyone seems to take pot shots at Dorinda’s boyfriend John this season. Prompting Dorinda to say, “Where’s Mario? Oh that’s right he cheated on you and left.”
Jules’ tagline: “A Jew and an Asian walked into a bar. Then they had me!”
Jules doesn’t understand that 87% of her viewing audience consists of menopausal women. We have no sense of humor about it A TALL. She also chastises Bethenny for talking about her behind her back. Not sure what to think of the new girl, here is what we know.
It took me a bit to figure out who is missing. I didn’t even miss Heather or Kristen. I like this group.