Kristen Doute was on Heather McDonald’s podcast, Juicy Scoop
, recently and a few people kept saying I should check it out. My thoughts are, look, I can’t even keep up with all of the TV shows I’m trying to watch and I’m a professional TV watcher. But today, I hear that on the show, Kristen talks about how James’ shady mother stole her credit card and used it for a Botox treatment! And she gives all kinds of tea about working at SUR.
So I start to listen to the Podcast and Heather goes into this whole long story about her sister that she has been telling over the course of several podcasts. Normally if someone gives me a time on a podcast I just skip to whatever is blog worthy because …ain’t nobody got time for all these damn podcasts. But Heather had me from crazy sister and I listened mesmerized to the whole thing. It was about 20 minutes and by the time Kristen came on, I really didn’t even want her to because I wanted more crazy sister story! It’s really good.
So Kristen talks about getting her first job at SUR right when she moved down to LA from Michigan to try her hand at acting. She says for the first year and a half, both Lisa and Ken would call her “girl” when ordering her around. I can so totally see this.
Then asks about James’ mother and her crappy treatment of Kristen.
Kristen: “Oh don’t get me started on her! I mean, here’s some “juicy scoop!” should we talk about when she stole my credit card and brought herself Botox?”
Heather: “How did that happen!?”
Kristen: “That’s a great question. I would assume on one of her many drunken Xanax days.”
Heather: ” I mean, how did you find out?”
Kristen: I was going through my credit card statement, in order to see if I car payment had gone though, I have like auto debit and I see this like $400 charge for this med spa that I don’t go to. I mean I do get Botox, just not there. I thought maybe they changed the name of the spa or something. So I called the fraud department and I Googled the name of the spa in Beverly Hills and I’ve never been there. We got on a three way call, and they said they don’t have me in their system. So they look up my card number and they say, ‘Oh yeah! Do you have a sister named Jacqueline?’ And I’m like, No I don’t. And I’m trying to think who do I know named Jacqueline…and they said, ‘Yeah, Jacqueline Georgiou, your sister. You called in and paid for her Botox ahead of time.’ Nope that never happened and it was like ding, ding, ding!
Kristen said that she didn’t press charges because she was still dating James at the time, but she now wishes she would have. She said that James was super embarrassed at the time and she felt really bad for him. She said they paid her back in installments eventually, but his mother lied to her about it several times. Her mother made her cancel the credit card because the woman had all of her information.
Then the bitch has the nerve to be proud of her son for spitting on Kristen’s door. This explains why she is so vile to Kristen. Kind of. Because she is a horrible person.
Kristen says that for a month she lived with James and his roommate and he would get drunk and out of control and she would not know how to deal with him. So she would call his mother. He was twenty something, she was thirty something and his mom was forty something so she was right in the middle of the age group. Sometimes she felt closer to his mom than to her. I thought this conversation was going to explain how the mother got her credit card info but Heather takes the conversation to another direction.
Later tells a very interesting story about the time Tom Sandoval cheated on Ariana in Miami. Remember “Miami Girl?” Jax told her Kristen the whole story before it came out in The Star. Kristen said that the girl knew all sorts of details about the show and contracts and who signed on and who didn’t and why. She knew she was telling the truth. Heather is all like, “Wait, how does all that just happen in the bathroom?” Kristen says that the girl told her that Tom was “rolling on Molly” all night and just telling her everything. The girl had to pay for her own trip to LA to film. Tom has never admitted it.
Kristen thinks that Jax was totally with that older guy from Miami in a Sugar Daddy situation. But, she also says Jax is so straight and is really in love with Kentucky. She really thinks he is a new man with Kentucky. She also indicated that Jax’s hot sweatiness might be due to …um….er..supplements?
Next, I was supposed to listen to this AfterBuzz show but I really can’t stand anyone’s voices. I will try to give the highlights. The following thoughts and opinions come from AfterBuzz sources.
- Schwartz’ parents are mortified about him being on a reality show and that is why they didn’t come to his engagement party.
- The word around SUR is that Scheana has some sort of a drug problem that is making her so skinny.
- Also, apparently the reason that Katie got so bizarrely pissed off about Lala swimming topless was because Lala was super into Schwartz.
- Max and James really are good friends. That is the reason he is on the show. People are disappointed that LVP is not really protecting James from himself. The thought is that James is super fucked up and needs rehab and therapy and Lisa is not doing anything to facilitate that because she only cares about the show.
Dear God, I can’t listen to this AfterBuzz with the vocal fry and textspeak and loud shit and obnoxious guy with the British accent. I normally love a British accent but he sounds like he is on speed and helium at the same time.
And that’s the tea.