Blind Item: The Parable of the Sower

Parable of the sower


This east coast reality personality was in NYC this past week pitching a TV show to anyone who would listen. In an attempt to generate interest for said show, she contacted someone at an unlikely media outlet to sow some seeds. To most people it seemed a very odd compilation of mistruths.  The seeds she was sowing  incongruent with the facts and timelines that viewers of her current reality show are familiar with. Her current production company would know this, but perhaps others might buy the concept.  I have no idea if these deceitful seeds sown for personal wealth and attention will thrive. Stranger things have happened…

But I called Jesus on my mainline and he directed me to Matthew chapter 13 and the Parable about sowing seeds. In the parable, the sower tossed the seeds out and they landed in different places and created different results.  Here is what Jesus said about seeds thrown into the thorns (verse 22): 22 And the one on whom seed was sown among the thorns, this is the man who hears the word, and the worry of the world and the deceitfulness of wealth choke the word, and it becomes unfruitful.

It sounds like Jesus will fix it. Let not your heart be troubled by the fear of  The Midnight Mortician making it to the small screen.

And all the people said, “Amen.”

Sidenote: Sometimes y’all get so excited when you think you know who the blind item is about, you don’t have any reaction to the information in the blind item at all. It’s actually the events discussed in the blind item that are more important than the fact you can guess the identity of the person doing the actions.


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39 responses to “Blind Item: The Parable of the Sower

  1. Spilledperfume

    I’m one of those people who gets excited if I think I know who the person is.

  2. Johnny

    Fraud-ra wants her own show? That would be so dull….

  3. Cat

    Let me guess: She wants her own DIY embalming show, on Home and Garden Network?

    “Phaedra Plants Parents, and Grows Grandmas”?

    • Jim

      “The Midnight Embalmer” would be on the Burial and Funeral network or BFTV for short.

      Phaedra obviously know that Bravo won’t be renewing her contract.

  4. Hmmmm, an unlikely media outlet in thorny NYC to a thorny man.

    I got nothing.

  5. Phaedra is an east coast reality star?? I was think of the northern states like mine.

  6. Minky

    Is she desperate for her own show because she feels she’s gonna get the boot from her current one? Hence the reason for her complying with the prison visit pressure? But even that didn’t work because people still hate her?

  7. Myra

    What if it was a show about a single mom raising her two young, black sons…LOL

  8. If I were Phaedra I would thank God I got away with everything I have done and quietly disappear. No one wants to watch her pretend to work and like her children.

    • Matzah60

      You’ve got that right @Blondesense! Phaedra was one damn lucky ‘lady’ to have gotten away with heartless, greedy, and opportunistic crimes that stripped many people of their retirement/pension funds. Her shills weren’t as lucky and may come out of jail looking for revenge.

      You are spot on when you say that she should “quietly disappear.” Well said!!

    • Toddy

      Agreed. I think she must be mentally ill, to want to stay in the limelight while on the verge of being exposed.

  9. Josie

    Will it be called Law by Day & Embalming by Night? Comedy or…horror?

    • I was just thinking she must have visited Comedy Central because what a fucking joke. Had to creep out of the shadows to comment on this crazy one!

    • Don’t we have enough vampire and zombie shows on now already? She is going to be really sorry that she stabbed Apolllo in the back on this one. Dude wanted his wheels and a place to crash when he got out, in exchange for falling on his sword. She is screwing him over right and left. I hope he talks. Actually, I don’t because those cherubs need her. But she can cut the crap with her Jesus mania. Nobody is buying it.

  10. Dee

    I can’t wait for her to reap her “rewards”. She won’t get it, she’ll blame someone else.

  11. Josie

    I guess that was the reason for that ridiculous article full of lies. Now it all makes sense….

    How does she not go up in flames when entering her mom’s church?

  12. @immelza

    Oh it’s Phaedra the motician, lawyer, reality personality, single mother and possible felon to be and let’s remember she wants to run for public office! A new show hmmm well it could be many things but who wants to watch a faker?

  13. TT, was The Midnight Mortician the actual name of the show she’s (shady Phae Phae, of course) trying to shill out? Oddly enough, I could almost see a certain group finding that entertaining. Hell, I might even be tempted to watch it just to make fun of Phaedra afterwards. And in keeping with the scripture and the temptation, “Get thee behind me, Satan”!!! I wouldn’t help that bozo get rich off my time. Phuck Phaedra.

  14. Twilly

    She’s not even interesting enough in her segments on RHOA. She definitely couldn’t carry a show! Child please!

  15. Larry

    She should pitch it as fiction. Lawyer by day mortician by night… That could be a fun wacky soap.

  16. Xanadude

    Is she allowed to do that, contractually? Does Bravo have right of first refusal on all side projects from their personalities?

  17. Jen

    I’m still trying to get over her claims that the OB would deliver her 24 week pregnancy because ‘the baby is big enough’ ?

    • LOL, yeah that Phaedra really thought that silver tongue would make us believe anything she said, and she hasn’t changed a bit still. She came in lying and she’ll go out lying.

  18. QueenB

    Phaedra must be afraid that she won’t be picked up for RHOA next season. I recall Claudia doing the same thing last season.

  19. Page Six did a article with her and She is on WWHL Sunday night so that puts her in NYC. She is Bravo HW east coast because She certainly isn’t west coast.
    She has always thought she is “more” than what she actually is, boring!
    She has dreams of stardom.

    I doubt She will not be contacted about any crime related to Apollo. Guessing She kept out of the business possibly using hypotheticals to explain anything about the law. She stayed legally clean.
    I don’t see her being contacted or arrested ever. #daydreaming

  20. KatherineNola

    Zero thoughts on this one. Happy Easter to those that celebrate it! Xoxo

  21. She barely says anything on the show that could be considered conversational as everything she says implies she’s delusional. Unless it is a show highlighting her many wack expressions, there is no content to develop a show around! Maybe Jesus will fix it 😉

  22. Iprefermyteaunsweetend

    Well this explains that weird interview in the Post… Once again, TT you are working overtime!

  23. ZenJen55

    Maybe Phaedra wants Judge Judy’s job!

  24. Miguel

    I, for one, shall not be watching anything with Phaedra as a headliner – with the exception of a true first timer, on 60 Days In!!!

  25. loriflack

    Sarah Palin is next in line for her new Court show…

  26. I’m thinking a stripper pole will be involved somewhere!

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