The Real Housewives of New Jersey have been filming since even before Teresa Giudice was sprung from prison. Last week a few of them went on the group trip. Teresa was joined by Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga and Robyn Levy and her wife Christina Flores. What is NOT clear is whether or not Juicy Joe is there. I get the feeling since it is so close to his self-reporting day, and well, you know, so close to the border with Canada, he was not allowed to go. Teresa has posted 99 pictures of her with Juicy at a recent family wedding. I’d assume that if he were allowed to go she would have a photo of them together in Stowe.
We have photos of Joe and Melissa, and we have photos of Robyn and Christina. I don’t know too much about that last couple. But I have to say their Instagrams are full of photos of their adorable kid (kids?). I mean I don’t really get twitching ovaries over babies, but their kid is adorable. They are supposedly long time friends of Teresa and Juicy’s who conveniently showed up when gay marriage is the new black. If you recall both Giudice’s have made disparaging comments about the gay community and don’t really strike me as having any gay friends. Regardless, they’re here, they’re queer and they have an adorable kid or two. I like them already.
There were also no signs of Kathy Wakile or Jaqueline Laurita, or Siggy Flicker or Dolores Catania all rumored to be on the show. It’s odd to me that we really don’t know who will be holding a…well nothing. RHOJ hold nothing right?
I’d like to point out that Teresa’s Instagram is full of fabulous new clothes, at least two product endorsements and tons of reposts of people buying her book. She’s right back to the sweet life. Crime really does pay. Which is why sometimes after a few beers I feel like a fool for following the rules and staying debt free and not just running the fuck out of my credit cards and filing for bankruptcy if the whole blogging things doesn’t work out. I’m only kind of joking.
It does seem to be the latest “moral of the story” to choose an ironic turn of phrase, that crime pays. So hey, check out the photo gallery. And let me know if you will be watching. I have to admit, I’m really looking forward to the season. That makes me part of the problem.