Ever since that one East Coast housewife made a massive fortune selling liquor, every housewife it seems is trying to get in on the deal. But while the East Coast housewife fully understands the business and how to keep her buyers happy, one west coast housewife is losing orders at one of Texas’s biggest retail outlets because of her attitude toward the buyer. The major chain was pleased enough with the product, which sold well but will not be restocking because the housewife did not keep her commitments to promote the product locally, because she’s too busy “being a celebrity.” She seemed to think she was doing the major chain a favor until they did themselves a favor and refused to make another purchase.
Now I’m not sure how that works other places but around these parts we’ve got plenty of firewater of our own. If you want us to sell yours, you have to be nice and keep your commitments and not think that the sun rises just for you. That might work if you want to be a “celebrity” for a bit, but it doesn’t fly with businesses in the south.
Oh, and one more thing, the East Coast housewife has a large display in all their outlets. She’s apparently, a pleasure to do business with.