UPDATED WITH MORE SCHWARTZY GOODNESS!
From today’s weird things I am sent in email folder, I present to you, Tom Schwartz as an extra in a commercial for Linzess. Linzess is an IBS medication for people with poopy pants. You would not believe how many Linzess commercials I just watched trying to find the one he is in, but I suppose you will just have to be content with just the photo.
Is it me or does that guy still have poopy pants? Were brown pants the right choice? Because it sort of looks like shitstains. In other ironic news, all the commercials end with the phrase, “Bottom line is…” because ad men are punny. As I expect your comments will also be. Don’t let me down here.
Oh wait! Chae has more for us! Click through!
You just know he auditioned to be a ballerina and was pissed to get the dad role! Thanks Chae! You are now our official Tom Schwartz spotter! Chae says she’s also seen him in a Modelo beer commercial.
A quick Youtube search brings this up!
Our Schwartzy is on his way!