I’m not really too excited about this episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta as they head to Jamaica. It seems Kenya gets really out of line with Kim. I thought the same thing last week though and I really didn’t think Kenya did anything wrong at the brunch at Kim’s house. Let’s hope it is just the editing in the previews that makes Kenya look bad.
I sure wish someone would loan Nene some money so she could stop wearing men’s undershirts.
Cynthia has decided to give the commercial to Kim. I suppose this is what pisses Kenya off. Kim is bringing her kids with her to Jamaica, even though production said no kids. She is bringing a nanny this time. I really don’t know what Bob Whitfield is doing there. My understanding was they are not back together. But it sure looks like it to me.
Cynthia meets with Kim and Kenya about the eyewear commercial. And just like that Kenya and Cynthia are arguing already about Kenya getting dumped from the production team. Kenya is taking things very personally. Kenya points out that Kim has never done a commercial before. Why on earth are they eating sushi in Jamaica? Kenya is really mean to Kim. Kenya yanks Kim’s chair and Kim walks away. Kenya goes screaming after her clapping and acting like a fool. This is so not a good look. Cynthia is embarrassed.
Kim vents to her husband and makes very little sense. She ranting about Kenya’s “translator” and I’m not really understanding what she means. She is also very confident and says, she’s a brand! She’s Kim Fields! Kenya is at the kiddie table and she’s at the adult table. Kim had the opportunity to come off looking like the bigger person and now she seems no better than Kenya. Kim is cussing in her talking head and in the real time. Her husband tells her this is not a prison basketball court. He says they baited her and she went there.
Supposedly nobody knew that Nene was coming there. But it sure seems like Cynthia and Peter knew. Everyone else looked shocked. I heard that everyone was pissed when she showed up, even production. Peter clamors for his coveted peach by asking Kenya and Kim to discuss their beef. Kenya is not having it. She says she would rather gouge her eyes out with a spoon, light her ass on fire with one of the lanterns or drive off a cliff that rehash the commercial drama. Several of those present seem to want to help her execute any or all of those options. Kenya and Matt get up and leave the table. Phaedra tells Nene that Kenya and Cynthia are best friends. Everyone tries to tell Nene that it’s true. But Cynthia suddenly starts backpedaling.
This recap is boring because, this show is sort of boring. Maybe I’m just tired but I don’t have a lot to say tonight. I’m totally caught up on the DVR and that is usually a sign that nothing much is happening. Which is odd because it’s the big Nene reveal.
Sheree shows up at Nene’s room and we get a montage all the way back to season one when Sheree left Nene off her guest list. I thought hell would freeze over before Nene made up with Sheree.
The two Ps sure are confident in their two pieces. I’m just saying.
Malorie shows up to surprise Cynthia.
Sheree goes to Kenya’s room to carry the gossip. She tells Kenya that Cynthia said she was not best friends with Cynthia.
Kenya goes to Cynthia’s room to talk to her about what she said to Nene about her. Cynthia sort of waffles on exactly what she said to Nene. Kenya decides not to go into Kingston with everyone else and stay behind with Matt.
Next week Sheree and Kenya come for Kim’s husband. Sheree says people call him “fruity or gay.” I wonder how Andy Cohen feels about that?