Porn Actress Farah Abraham’s Ejection From RHOBH White Party Filmed For Teen Mom

Not A Porn Star

 

I recorded Teen Mom last night to see if perhaps the much rumored ejection of Farrah Abraham from the RHOBH Hamptons White Party would be shown. It was. And though Farrah is the focal point of this point, I need to first address the storyline of the star of Teen Mom OG this season, Butch.

Butch who is Tyler’s dad (and sort of is fiancée Catelynn’s stepdad kind of not really) has spent the last four years in prison serving time for something or  another.  What ever his crime it was enough to get him in a cushy prison with good hair products. (Spoiler alert for Xanadude, do not read farther until you watch the show!)  Butch came out with the prettiest, healthiest head of shoulder length gray hair you’ve ever seen. And the dumb bride and groom persuaded him to get it cut. I assume for the wedding pictures. I wasn’t really paying attention. Although Butch said he felt like a butterfly as his locks were chopped and the short hairs that remained were dyed black, I felt a bit sick.  The good news is that I no longer have to wonder why Butch was suddenly attractive to me this year. I was already feeling oookey about it before Xanadude confessed similar feelings.  As it turns out Butch transforming back into a run of the mill criminal could not have come at a better time because a few scenes later, Butch is at his son’s bachelor party at a strip club when he announces on camera to a random working girl, “I’ve just done four years in prison, so do you think maybe I could get a little oral?”  I’m reminded of times I overlooked many things for a good head of hair on a man with a sickening ball of disgust expanding in my belly.

Farrah on an appearance in 2013

Farrah on an appearance in 2013

Which reminds me that this is about Farrah Abraham and her delusions. Last night Farrah and her mother, who both appear to be under the influence of the same unknown hallucinogen, attempted to crash the white party for Lisa Vanderpump as the plus one (and two) of some random local dude.

First of all it didn’t look like the Capri Hotel in Southampton as much as it looked like some random white house that would fit right in my ghetto. There was an oddball collection of people in white attire milling about outside who looked more like people of Wal*Mart than people of social status. The Teen Mom producers were audibly shocked that Farrah made it inside.

I was floored and bemused by the sheer tackiness of it all.  I was amazed how the RHOBH production team made the place seem like a civilized locale for a Beverly Hills party.  I honestly don’t think Kyle and Eileen stayed a single night in the place. I’m surprised they even agreed to film a phone scene in their tiny rooms. I’m sure that house was rented weeks before they left Beverly Hills.

In fact, when Farrah and her mother were escorted out after just four minutes and Deborah said, “We’ve been thrown out of much nicer places than that!” I could not have agreed more. Farah may be right when she said, “I deserve to be there. Hell, I live that life. I keep it classy. I keep it top-notch.”  She seemed plenty klazzy for that event that I saw on Teen Mom.

 

Farrah has lip injection malfunction 2015

Farrah has lip injection malfunction 2015

Suddenly, I remembered the scenes of Kenya and Sheree at Chateau Sheree where the lawn had green grass and the yard seemed to have some landscaping. Of course none of that exists. Real Housewives shoots are CGIed and technocolored to make things appear to be what they are not.  It was refreshing to see the true situation through the lens of the lower budget Teen Mom show.  It left me with a sense that there is not much difference between Farrah Abraham and some of the other housewives. It almost makes sense why Farrah thinks that making a sex tape puts her on par with Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. There is little difference between the three after all.

Today I woke up to Farrah’s toothless, daughter who is a pawn in a very sad game played by her porn actress mother, her grandmother and her mother’s latest detractor, Nicki Minaj. Watching last night’s Teen Mom made me rethink my position that Nicki was above engaging Farrah Abraham in a Twitter war. If you remove Nicki’s musical  recognition from the equation, she’s really no better than Farrah.

Maybe we should listen to Sophia. She could be considered an expert on the subject of total losers.

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20 responses to “Porn Actress Farah Abraham’s Ejection From RHOBH White Party Filmed For Teen Mom

  1. jen

    This post I love. Hilarious.

  2. JustJenn

    Teen Mom is one of my guilty pleasures. Farrah is beyond crazy and such a vile person. I couldn’t believe that she thinks the Teen Mom franchise brought her down and that’s the reason people don’t want to associate with her Lol

  3. Lisaj

    She’s right, she’s not a porn star. She’s not a star at all, just a sad angry wrongly entitled attention whore brat.
    I hope I didn’t break a rule there.
    I could read your recaps on PBS McNair news hour, your insight and flair are superb! I’m so happy you are back?
    #bloggercrush

  4. sarcasatire

    Well maybe Lisa and Todd (and Bravo) didn’t want another film crew from a competing network at their event. Although, who really needs an excuse to uninvite Farrah? The party was better for it.

    • Micheal

      Since production and the film crew sat in a van outside the whole 4 mins she was in there, I suspect it had more to do with Farrah being the issue.

    • Minky

      @sarcasatire Perhaps the party was “better” because they didn’t let Farrah’s ratchet ass in there in the sense that there was no trouble. But more exciting? Probably not, based on Xanadude’s report about the party which used the Jezebel article as a reference.

      Looks like that place was a snooze fest where even some actual invitees left about 5 minutes after they arrived (Aviva specifically). They needed maybe the Atlanta crew to roll up and do something. Maybe they could’ve even brought Nephew Glenn for an extra punch (pun intended)? No? :0)

  5. Micheal

    This episode was Teen Mom gold. It proved everything Farrah said was BS!

    You have Catelynn enjoying her Bachelorette party without smothering Tyler. Also they were both VERY inclusive of production.

    You have Amber having a respectful conversation with production about spending more time with her daughter and when recognised out in public tried to avoid the spotlight so her daughter could be centre of attention.

    You have Maci enjoying a friends weekend with her partner, whilst also being respectful to production.

    Then you have Farrah who was rude to the producer. Hid in the toilet when the producer pointed out that maybe her sex tape was the issue and NOT Teen Mom.

    Farrah bitched about the show all episode (even though it is paying her bills) and threw shade on the other cast members, acting as if she was better or of a higher cast/class.

    She also ditched her daughter to go to a party she was not only NOT invited to, BUT specifically informed she was unwelcome at.

    Yeah Farrah, you’re the classy one. Television gold.

  6. Kim

    Just saw that Sophia L Abraham (daughter of Farrah) tweeted Nicki Minaj to “stop using bad words” after their Twitter feud. Really?! Passive aggressive much?! Not sure if Nicki has a kid but maybe she has a niece or nephew or maybe a pet to respond? That’s Farrah…keeping it classy.

  7. 25

    Love the title. Whenever did Farrah stop stripping “for [Christian parenting] book research”?

  8. Thank you for this post ? That’s why I keep coming back, you never know when a random teen mom post will pop up. I feel so much better knowing I’m not the only undercover watcher of this shit show. Thanks again TT.

  9. I think Tyler and Catelynn finally got married. I almost felt sorry for Farrah a few times last year during UKBB Celebrity, but it didn’t last long.

  10. bravocueen

    Please please please for the love of baby Jesus and all that is holy recap this show every week!

  11. Cat

    I just love duckface.

  12. Xanadude

    I get the impression that the producers drew straws and whoever lost had to work with Farrah.

    • tamaratattles

      perhaps so, X. But the chick with the short straw has been with her since the beginning. She looks like she has aged 15 years. But I am pretty sure I noticed her listed as an executive producer now. And in some of the outtakes, she seems to have developed some sort of Stockholm Syndrome kind of feelings about Farrah.

      I hope she gets combat pay.

      • bravocueen

        Is she the producer that the Farrah allegedly slugs and calls a stupid mother fucker in a couple weeks?

      • Sliceo'pie

        I read a poll a while ago where they had the worst/more boring jobs in America-I remember thinking of that poor producer that works with Farrah-she came to mind immediately-she seems like a lovely person-the shit she must have put up with over the past 5 years…

  13. tamaratattles

    I dunno. She is the one that hugged her in the bathroom as she cried about being “Uninvited” last week.

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