How About Some RHOA Tea? The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…

RHOA Christmas


First we can start with this photo of the RHOA and the crew having some sort of party? event?  based on The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.  See that green Grinch on the end? That’s our Kenya! It looks like Phaedra is Santa and Shamea and Porsha are Thing 1 and Thing 2… wait, that’s a different book. They are snow THOTS or something, I dunno. Maybe Kim is Cindy Lou Hoo and Cynthia is…I dunno. Kandi was not in attendance.

Mostly all I received was the photo. But there is some more tea… check out the guy in the black dress shirt with the tie. More on him in a moment.

RHOA Christmas 2


I also go this picture from the same event. It seems Sheree didn’t get a role in whatever was going on. I include this because  NENE HAS GOOD HAIR!  Dear God, look at her hair. It’s a complete head of hair all the right length all the way around! She looks fucking fantastic!  I mean the black bra is practically her signature look now so we’re just going to have to deal with that. But the rest of her?  It’s incredible. Has she found a stylist?

But enough about that. Let’s talk about this….

RHOA Kenya man


This fine piece of work is Matt Jordan.  He’s a boxer/personal trainer and….he’s Kenya’s boyfriend ! I knew Kenya took someone with her to Jamaica.  And this is who she took. By the looks of the top picture they are never that far apart from one another. Word is, he’s not just pretty on the outside, but a bit of a philosopher that reads actual books.  They both love to work out. Sound like a nice match for Kenya. We probably won’t see him until near the end of the season. Kenya’s got some dating scenes coming up soon that will I believe remind you of Lucille Ball. I’m just saying. She still has a few toads in her storyline before the prince shows up.


Filed under Entertainment News, Kenya Moore, NeNe Leakes, Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, Sheree Whitfield

45 responses to “How About Some RHOA Tea? The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…

  1. Shellbelle

    Da-YUM! He is fine as hell and I bet Kenya wasn’t sneaking over to a half way house to get it on while he was wearing an ankle monitor either.
    Good for you, Kenya. I hope he’s the one.

    • Yes! She has been demonized enough-lets give her something to be happy about so that only nice words come out her mouth for a change. Porsha-what can I say. She is a dumb, narcissistic thot-no other words I can say I would like her gone now. Can’t stand her mouth, how she dresses, how many men she has gone thru etc Enough of her, she gives black woman a bad rap

  2. Matzah60

    What a fine Prince! I hope that this relationship works out for Kenya. She deserves someone great!! And what a bonus that he’s so easy on the eyes!!

  3. Jaded

    Wow! He is yummy! Hope it works out.

  4. That is one pretty man.

  5. Bella

    Now THAT picture of that fine looking specimen is the best anti nausea medicine I’ve had all day ?

  6. LisaPat

    He is gorgeous. Hope Kenya is the only woman in his love life..

  7. Phaedra as Santa? Aw, hell no. Just change those letters a little and you have Satan. Yep, that’s more like it 😉

  8. T D

    Is it me or is it hot in here?

  9. erikainhb

    Now that is a fine looking piece of manhood.

    On the other side… Is it just me or is Kim channeling a TinaTurner Thunderdome look?

  10. Crazy in NC

    Why is Nene still involved in RHOA, damnit?? I don’t wish anything bad on her, mind you, but she was toxic on RHOA.
    Also, are they EVER going to stop filming this season? Is this what happens every year and I just didn’t realize it?
    I hope Kenya’s relationship works out.

  11. TD

    So Sheree and Nene are fine too? I guess at the reunion we will only see quarrels between Kenya and Kim, Phaedra and probably a little shades thrown with Porsha. That would actually be quite refreshing.

  12. Minky

    Yay Kenya! You go get your man girl! (Applause, applause, applause)

    Now it’s my turn. I’d like an “Arsenic and Old Lace” Cary Grant/”Rebel Without a Cause” Marlon Brando sundae, please. With a dash of Jim Morrison sprinkles (because I like my men a little bit cray-cray).

    Phaedra should be the green one in that photo. Just sayin’

  13. Skeeter

    Where’s the tea about the guy in the dress shirt and tie?

    • tamaratattles

      Sorry if I didn’t make it clear, Skeeter. It’s the guy from Jamaica. Same dude, I have been told.

      • ClassyLady80

        Lol. When I read this exchange, Pee Wee Herman singing, “Connect the dots… La La La!” popped in my head.

      • p kati

        I just want our Kenya to be happy a mother etc. and be treated like the princess that she is. Dude is huge & I hope he can cook, otherwise, that’s a FULL time job cooking for Holmes with all those muscles and lbs. Are ya’ll only looking at his muscles? He is average looking & might be looking for a come up like ole Todd and Apollo. lol Smh.

  14. GS76

    No Cynthia looks great! Green really suits her!

  15. sandra

    OT, does anyone know why calipatti hasn’t been around? I’m concerned, she was always here, everyday.

    • Son’s wedding in Thailand or am I crazy?
      Actually, perhaps both.?

      • tamaratattles

        Yes, she went to the wedding. I think she should be back by now. In fact I emailed her earlier today to check on her. We have a few more days before we should worry. I think she told me when she was coming back. I’ll try to retrieve the email.

  16. sandra

    I’m happy for Kenya. He is a very handsome man. I’ll bet Porsha and Phaedra are jealous. They will try to find something wrong with him.

    • Pat

      Of course they will find something wrong. Regardless, this man is just plain yummy. I used to think Apollo was kinda fine, but Apollo pales in comparison to this beautiful, chocolate King. I think Kenya is as nutty as a fruitcake, but she’s still my girl and I hope this relationship works out for her. She deserves a fine, smart man who is secure enough in himself to not be intimidated by her beauty, brains, and uniqueness.

  17. the shadiest grove

    yaaassssssssssssssssssssssss twirl. now you know he’s blowing her back out the way walter couldn’t *allegedly*. i’m so happy for kenya, she found a good ol’ black man and i truly hope this one is the one. they must be serious or at least really like each other for her to bring him around those hyenas. moore manor, moore haircare, hopefully moore marriage and moore babies. here’s to kenya, mrs. matt jordan hopefully.

  18. I don’t understand the dress shirt (guy) tea either. I do follow rhoa and still don’t know about “the guy from Jamaica”

  19. sandra

    Thanks Maisey! I’ve missed her and hoped everything was okay. I enjoy your comments. You have a great sense of humor. I think most of us are “just a little crazy.”

  20. Keya

    Wishing Kenya much happiness in her relationship. So happy for her!

  21. BGStyles Laughing

    That’s great Kenya has found someone.Hopefully they we remain happy with one another. In that first picture isn’t that Sheree sitting between Kenya and Porsha?

  22. Rose

    Matt is yummylicious, hope he treats Kenya right. NeNe looks the best I’ve seen her in ages. Who is the dude next to Cynthia?

  23. Dawn

    Something about the light is making me see Matt The Body Jordan as a sea monster with a lizzard like comb on his skull. Oh well, he looks good, I hope he is the right match for Kenya. She needs to find her prince soon, before every man thinks she is past their expiration date for a wife.

  24. Skeeter

    Thanks – sometimes my mind acts old LOL!

  25. Skeeter

    OMG TT I am so sorry. My computer pictures are so dark I didn’t see the guy in the first pic and thought you typed “the guy in the black SUIT and tie” and thought you were talking about the guy in the picture with the 3 housewives. I’ve connected the dots Classylady :) LOL!

  26. Pat

    So, Matt is stunningly fine and intellectual too? If Matt has a good personality and treats women well, Kenya has hit the jackpot this time. If he doesn’t, I’d keep him around just to look at.

  27. Pat

    Am I seeing things or has Nene’s face been sculpted to make her look more like Cynthia? Cynthia has a beautiful face, but trying to acquire one like it through cosmetic procedures is insane.

  28. sandra

    Thanks Tamara, I hope she is having a lot of fun. calipatti must tell us all about her trip to Thailand and the wedding. When do you leave on your trip?

  29. Stephanie

    TMZ reporting hood rat Porsha physically attacked a friend “Jami” at holiday party. Was it at this event? What is the tea TT? How many assaults are needed for her to be fired?

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