First we can start with this photo of the RHOA and the crew having some sort of party? event? based on The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. See that green Grinch on the end? That’s our Kenya! It looks like Phaedra is Santa and Shamea and Porsha are Thing 1 and Thing 2… wait, that’s a different book. They are snow THOTS or something, I dunno. Maybe Kim is Cindy Lou Hoo and Cynthia is…I dunno. Kandi was not in attendance.
Mostly all I received was the photo. But there is some more tea… check out the guy in the black dress shirt with the tie. More on him in a moment.
I also go this picture from the same event. It seems Sheree didn’t get a role in whatever was going on. I include this because NENE HAS GOOD HAIR! Dear God, look at her hair. It’s a complete head of hair all the right length all the way around! She looks fucking fantastic! I mean the black bra is practically her signature look now so we’re just going to have to deal with that. But the rest of her? It’s incredible. Has she found a stylist?
But enough about that. Let’s talk about this….
This fine piece of work is Matt Jordan. He’s a boxer/personal trainer and….he’s Kenya’s boyfriend ! I knew Kenya took someone with her to Jamaica. And this is who she took. By the looks of the top picture they are never that far apart from one another. Word is, he’s not just pretty on the outside, but a bit of a philosopher that reads actual books. They both love to work out. Sound like a nice match for Kenya. We probably won’t see him until near the end of the season. Kenya’s got some dating scenes coming up soon that will I believe remind you of Lucille Ball. I’m just saying. She still has a few toads in her storyline before the prince shows up.