Max is back! Oh Thank the Baby Jesus! Okay the catfish this week is Jasmine and she is leading some 23 year old down the garden path. His name is Felipe and he seems like an easy target. They have never talked on the phone. That screams “It’s a Dude!” to me every week. Ha! Max just said “It Could Be JasMAN.”
Abby Lee Miller would suggest Felipe get his ears pinned. I wonder if he is deaf or just has a speech impediment. Jazzman on the other hand is fake as fuck with lots of surgeries on her resume already. Age 22 and it looks like more surgeries than Heidi from The Hills. Felipe is a sweet boy preparing to enlist who says he loves Jasmine for her mind. Heh.
In their investigation, we find out that boob girl is not the person texting Felipe. Boob girl says that life is hard for her because people use her pictures all the time. Now they have to tell Felipe and hopefully find out who he has been talking to. It appears the likely suspect is this chick that has been in trouble with the law before for catfishing and she used the same girl’s picture. Poor Felipe is devastated. Poor Felipe. I almost wish I could understand what he is says. I bet the kid with big ears from Dance Moms could understand him. They should hook up. Felipe walks out on his property filled with dead trees and scrap metal to weep softly all alone.
They boys set up a meet spot for Felipe to meet the catfish. It’s a park. I’m guessing there is a lake.
Yes! There is a lake, or at least some sort of cement pond. A good place for a drowning. Why do they always do this by water?
This is a weird story. The catfish is a gay guy pretending to be a chick. He was in the relationship with Felipe first. At some point in there , his fag hag, Alex ended up screwing Felipe. When she found out she was dating a guy that the catfish was catfishing and texting with him all the time she broke up with him. Oh the gay guy doesn’t admit he is gay.
Did I mention Felipe is a boxer? He seems like a really good boxer. He seems to want to box the gay boy in the face.
But Felipe manages to woo the other chick back sort of with his big dictionary of words. Feeling like he is not getting enough attention the gay kid busts out a childhood sexual abuse story. It all looks like a big lie to explain why he is gay, even though he is not admitting to being gay.