So, Claudia’s tits are on full display right is up, left is down her hair is amazing. Right away they talk about what a wild ride this episode of RHOA was. Willie Geist says to Claudia, ” You really took a shot at the throne, didn’t you?”
Claudia replies, “Well, you know what, I do not start with anyone. I will respond and I felt like I had no choice. You know?”
They played a game where they rated the dresses at the Golden Globes. The did an open the vault showing Claudia on Deal or No Deal and in several pageants including Miss USA and a Price is Right Montage.
They play a montage of all the crap Phaedra spewed from her mouth on to Demetria. Claudia says that there was no basis for any of it. They don’t even know each other. Claudia says she loves Demetria and that she is a great girl. Willie says that Phaedra was very shady
They played of clip from the shade throwing between Claudia and Nene. At the end Claudia says, ” I took a shower this morning and the clit was still there.” Willie sort of stares into space incredulously.
Andy says that Claudia didn’t seem to be particularly offended by Nene at the time.
” Yes and I spoke about the whole bi-racial thing on the show and some people were tired of me talking about it but those are the kind of incidents that you it’s like, why would you… why is it a negative to call me a half-breed? I thought that was that was very… that was a really low blow. That was worse than the whole clit thing, I think. I mean I can’t do anything about that, nor would I want to, that’s part of who I am.”
“Um you know what? Nene was just running her mouth and as you can see I didn’t start with her but I will respond. I just kinda went into automatic pilot. I worked with comedians for years, I’m used to being quick on my feet and sometimes I won’t remember, Demetria will remind me, ‘you said this and you said that’. I don’t even remember sometimes I just go on defense mode. And I just say …”
They play Teach Me Your Talent where Claudia tries to teach Willie how to read. It’s a fail.
Where did you learn how to read like a queen?
“I got a smart mouth. I was bullied as a child and I just, you know what like I said… based on the truth and I just kind of snap back.”
Is it hypocritical to bring up Nene’s stripper past when your ass is all over Google Images?
“Is my ass really all over Google images? I did like one shot in a thong from my twenty years of modeling.”
You’ve met Nene before, what was she like then, and was she always so nasty and so rude? (the caller also said the half breed comment was the worst thing he has ever heard a housewife say.)
” Nene has been following me on twitter for years and as me to follow her. She needed me to take her place on a hosting gig she had booked for an event with Charles Grant. There was rumors, some kind of rumors about those two. So she needed to back out. I went down there we met. We took pictures, we hung out. I’ve interviewed her on the red carpet….We’re not friends, I’m not trying to be her friend, but I wasn’t a stranger. She was cool until Kandi’s sex party.”
Do you regret anything you said?
“Absolutely not. She started with me and you know, when you bully people, you gotta be prepared for what comes next. So absolutely not.”
Did you ever make up with Melissa and Joan Rivers after your fight on Celebrity Apprentice?
“I actually did. I went to dinner with Joan, um I’m sorry I went to dinner with Melissa, Brandy Roderick brokered it and we cried and we laughed and we squashed it.
They played game like the yodeler game on Price is Right called You Goat Girl! The goat has Nene’s face on it. More shade from Andy toward Nene. Demetria came from the audience to give them their prizes. Roger Bobb is there too. Andy starts screaming that he dated Roger Bobb. That is not a far stretch for any of these Atlanta men. I’m just saying.
The poll question was whose side were you on Nene or Claudia? For the first time ever, it was allegedly a 50/50 tie.