Jackie talks about her psychic abilities. And we get a montage of the stupid Shine, Shine, Shine crap. It’s fucking annoying.
Oh God. Now it is Lydia’s turn with her Wows and illiterate comments and butchering of the English language. Lydia is trying to explain her stupidity. The dumb host keeps saying how cute her nonsensical blatherings are.
We’re back and the little troglodyte is on the couch next to his psychic wife. I could care less what he is saying. They play a montage of Jackie talking about how much everything costs.
Janet’s montage was about how dumb Lydia is. Another montage about everyone trash talking Gina. Really, you guys could not have told me that nothing happens on this reunion? There is nothing to recap. It’s just replays of the same old arguments.
Oh, it’s #cuntgate, Again. Didn’t we do this in part one of the reunion? Gina still doesn’t own saying the word. I find that very annoying. Gins calls Andrea a miserable excuse for a human being.
Janet doesn’t understand the expression, “gilding the lily.” Janet tries to explain how it came to pass that she threw Gina under the bus to the other ladies. Chyka tries to get Gina to take ownership of #cuntgate Ut Oh! Roll the damning tape of Gina calling Lydia a cunt in the bathroom multiple times. Gina is trying to split insignificant ass hairs over the situation saying that she didn’t call anyone a cunt to their face. For some reason Jackie has had all she can take. She gets up and lopes of the stage in slow motion. Jackie says she is physically ill because Gina kept on denying she called Lydia a cunt. She takes to her dressing room. Meanwhile, Andrea and Lydia keep going after Gina up until Gina looks at them both and very calmly says, “Would you like to eat my first-born?” Which was odd and kind of scary.
Jackie owns up for the millionth time for calling Gina a cunt. She says she called her one, because she is one. Why can’t Gina do the same? Jackie keeps needling Gina about not being married. Jackie calls out Gina for he Girls Night In charity event. She says Gina only donated $100 to the charity. Jackie is winning the war between Jackie and Gina.
Chyka says that she is embarrassed to even be on the stage with all this bullshit. The host asks if everyone thinks they were accurately portrayed. They all do. He asks about regrets Jackie and Gina regret calling people cunts. Lydia gives Gina a book called The Vagina. And everyone laughs and laughs.