We being with tip distribution. Once again they get a nice tip and everyone gets about a thousand dollars, including Andrew. The rest of the crew is pissed. I have no idea why. The captain has been very clear that tips are split evenly. And yet they all bitch. Moments later, Eddie and Andrew are called to the wheelhouse by Captain Lee. Captain very politely fires Andrew and Andrew is sent packing. Andrew leaves brokenhearted but he takes it like a man.
Captain Lee gives the rest of the crew a full day off. The whole gangs rents a catamaran and gets to be the guests for a change. Jennice and Kelley continue to get close despite both of them having relationships on land.
Back at work, Kat still has a tude about working. The primary guest for this charter is a nightclub owner who is bringing along some of his employees. The preference sheet is his alone and no one else has any input. Dinner is to be at 8:30 sharp. He has very specific expectations. The flowers were a little worse for wear so the three girls went into some people’s back yards and cut their flowers. They would have buckshot in their asses if they tries that in my yard!
The primary has brought a ton of young sexy females as guests. The primary is OCD about time. He wants to know why they are still in port. It’s probably because the luggage is not even on board yet, simmer down dude. Have a cocktail.
As soon as they get out of port they drop anchor to set up a GIANT waterslide. It takes five hours to put together. One of the girls wants to go down with Kelly. Captain Lee says it is okay. Kelley is insulted that he is being treated like a “Geisha Boy.”
The charter has a more people than usual so Jennice is asked to help the stews plate dinner. She is not happy about it. They would not have pulled this crap on a male deckhand.
Meanwhile dinner, was supposed to be a 8:30 and it’s after ten and all the guests have had are drinks. The primary has been pissed off since he got there. Ben is pissed that the primary complained after waiting for two hours to be fed. Then someone claims there was plastic in their food. Ben leaves the kitchen and shows them that the plastic came from a wind bottle they opened next to the plate. The primary wants to speak with Ben and Kate to bitch some more. He says he wants his meals on time to last for precisely an hour and 15 minutes. I get wanting your meals at a certain time but this guy needs to lighten up. He’s on vacation. He is not running one of his nightclubs, or this boat. He is a charter GUEST who needs to take off his damn jacket and kick back. Is he not getting any from any of his concubine? Seriously.
Ben gets up a five to have Breakfast ready by nine. It goes from 9 to 10:30. At 10:20 only two people have shown up. By the time the primary is up, the water is really rough and Ben is having difficulty plating.
Kate is in love the primary, and thinks he is her soul mate. But he thinks she is a bitch. The primary says she is beautiful when she smiles but she’s been coming off as very bitching and acting like she doesn’t want to be around them. Kate is now out of love with the primary and wants to shove him overboard. She was planning a treasure hunt game for the guests but she cancels it because she is pissed. She goes to the primary’s room and makes his blanket into a penis instead of the traditional anchor. Wow. Pretty childish. Why is smiling so hard for Kate?
Next Week: The primary reports the penis behavior to the Captain. Will this tantrum be the final straw for Kate?