I don’t often do a Sunday night Big Brother recap because Sunday nights just have so much going on. But tonight’s episode should be epic and I am excited to see how everything played out. I knew that Derrick did not want to lose his goat Victoria this week, but I was a bit surprised to hear him say in his DR he didn’t want Donny to go home either. Derrick doesn’t really have a strong tie to Donny and Derrick is Donny’s number one target.
Donny knows that he is going on the block. He tells the DR that he is definitely outnumbered but he is not out yet.
Wow, Derrick played the dead Grandfather alliance card with Frankie. Interesting. Frankie’s HOH basket has lots of family pictures and a few of Ariana. Victoria is starstruck. Zach and Caleb both pitch tents. In the DR, Frankie is worried that Ariana will be Caleb’s next obsession. Derrick got some great family pics again too. His daughter is adorbs. He got a little blue baby blanket that he carries with him everywhere now.
The new TA Challenge is to steal a piece of clothing from each houseguest and create a neighborhood watch for 24 hours to keep it from happening again. I love that somehow these fools agreed to draw skittles to go on the block. Christine is chosen to throw the comp on Donny’s side. Cody and Caleb on the other. In the DR Caleb is furious with Zach and he will be Caleb’s first target. Things are looking really good for Donny and Victoria in the upcoming weeks. The male ego is finally coming into play now that the vagicide strategy is no longer in play.
Zankie lives on. Frankie, Donny, Derrick and Zach remark on the strange relationship between Cody and Christine. EVERYONE in the house has said it is inappropriate. But no one says it in front of them. Frankie does a DR about it, which means everyone has probably done a DR about it. But stay tuned for next week when Zingbot throws it in their faces and everyone consoles them and says it is no big deal. It’s a big deal. Christine is embarrassing her husband on national television. Even though Tim says it’s all fine and dandy. It’s not. The whole world is talking about what a skank his wife is. That can’t possibly be fine with him. Donny’s DR about it is cute. In Christine’s DR, she tells Tim it is her strategy to win them half a million dollars. Newsflash Christine! That is not going to happen.
Caleb and Derrick are sitting in the kitchen with Victoria two seats away. This is how much Caleb acknowledges women in his immediate surrounding he is not obsessed with. He says to Derrick in front of Victoria that it is obvious that Zach knows how much he hates him and to be quiet honest he would not mind Zach going home before Victoria. Not true. I was not looking at the screen and had already heard that Caleb said this in front of Victoria. But this scene is in the HOH and Cody is there. Caleb says if Donny wins POV then Zach goes. Derrick is delighted.
Is it just me or did Cody seem really hot before the show started and now he just…isn’t?
The Battle of the Block is the big black box. Basically the teams have to go into a pitch black box and find hidden bones. The first team to get five bones that fit in their boards win. Cody and Caleb cling to each other for dear life which immediately means their chances of finding bones are cut in half.
Christine gives her bone to Caleb and got in trouble with production. It’s three on one. What a sack of assholes. Donny is onto Christine. Donny wins despite the three assholes. Christine continues to be a cuntbag in the eyes of America. Donny immediately drops to his knees and prays.
Next Wednesday is the Veto Comp with Zingbot and Kathy Griffin. I can’t wait!