On WWHL Nene texts Kim to tell her she has the same dress that Kim is wearing on the show. Andy points out that Kim now has two giant watermelons on her chest and comments on her new boobs. Kim says he will have to watch the show. Um, no, no we won’t Einstein. You have like triple Gs on your chest. It’s not a secret. Andy also points out that Kim has a whole lot of spray tan going on.
KIM IS DRINKING OUT OF A RED SOLO CUP ON WWHL WHERE THERE IS AMPLE BARWARE AVAILABLE. I am convinced she is doing this just to drive me over the fucking edge. Andy points out the faux pas, but Kim stubbornly maintains her right to be a redneck.
The Shady Shegull asks her the weirdest place she has had sex? Kim says anywhere and everywhere. Shady Shegull asks which RHOA has the worst wardrobe? She says Kandi.
Kim is asked about her parents and she says she has not and will not be speaking to them. She seems frustrated and sad to be asked every time she comes.
Andy is now selling shotskis on Shop By Bravo. Good Grief.
On to Don’t Be Tardy…
Ariana is boy crazy and in love with Justin Bieber.
Brielle has decided to try out for cheerleading in her senior year with no experience. This is not just storyline but completely ridiculous storyline. If you are living in the south and want to cheer, you start taking lessons in elementary school. Ariana is 12 and has been taking lessons for three years. Even she is a bit behind schedule to make Varsity her freshman year. The nanny can do a spilt. Oh it is a product placement deal for a gymnastics business. A trade out for Arianna’s gym lessons.
The Christmas tree is still up. This show is funny and easy to watch. A refreshing break from all the drama. Jen’s pregnancy questions are so funny.
Now the free chiropractor promotional scenes. Brielle has dropped out of cheerleading because she did not get a physical in time. So now Brielle owes Kroy 1,000 hours of work. Brielle refers to her mother as Kim. I have an issue with that.