Watch What Happens Live: The Stuff We Missed

WWHL Joan and Max

I am a little bit behind on WWHL because I don’t usually watch unless a Bravoleb is on. But I wondered if Andy or Joan would mention Tara Reid being a no show, so I am going to watch the last two episodes. Joan’s jokes are baaaaad.

Joan Rivers pretended like she had never heard of Chelsea Handler.  Joan said Tommy Lee Jones is rude beyond belief. I believe Joan because it takes one to know one. Welp. This show is pretty bad. It’s almost over and I have five whole sentences.  I was really disappointed in Joan’s jokes.

This picture of Kate doesn't begin to capture how great she looked.

This picture of Kate doesn’t begin to capture how great she looked.

I loved when Kate Hudson asked for clarification when asked if she has ever taken a dip in the lady pond. She asked, “How deep is a dip?” Cute. And smart. For the record, Andy said, “More than just making out.” After a long pause, Kate said no.

Kate Hudson has on black pants with black half top. Her abs are amazing. Her hair is in a pony tail. Her makeup is understated. Red fuck me pumps. Red lipstick. She is drop dead gorgeous. The dumbo ears seem to only enhance her beauty.

So this post is crap. I wasn’t even going to post it. Then I decided if you have them in your DVR, not you know to erase them. You’re welcome.

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15 responses to “Watch What Happens Live: The Stuff We Missed

  1. I had never realized until last night how large Kate’s ears were! But I do agree Tamara, I think they enhance her beauty and distinguish her.

  2. Is Kate Hudson still considered a star? Has she done anything in the last 15 years?

    • serenanyc

      She’s done some little romantic comedies the past few years but nothing memorable. I loved her in Almost Famous and wish she’d go back to dramas.

    • Spoken like a gay man. Hell I am a sort of straight female, and she doesn’t have to do anything but sit there and show her tanned, toned, abs.

      She was there to promote her current movie with Zach. I Wish I Was Here. ​

      On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 4:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  3. loo

    Geeze Joan is still bitter after their twitter beef? At 82…

  4. Joan has not been terribly funny, to me, for the past few years. She comes up with few one liners about a celeb once a week but I don’t find her funny anymore.
    Kate Hudson was good in “You, Me and Dupree”, “Nine” and uh oh I forgot the title. What was the one with Mathew McConaughey? I think that was a box office hit.
    I think she has done stage work were she was given good reviews, also.
    Kate is classy and gorgeous.

  5. 3Sweeties

    I did enjoy listening to Max’s (Macks? Maks?) sexy accent. And it was sort of funny when Andy called him out on appearing on The Bachelor. But meh other than that.

  6. vonnie

    Joan Rivers has not been funny is so long I wonder if they revoked her comedian card. She is obnoxious. I stopped watching Fashion Police because she is a bore and the fake laughing at her commentary was wayyyyyy overboard. Maybe that’s why Tara didn’t show. She was afraid of Joan being over the top rude thinly disguised as humor with Andy instigating. That’s what I was waiting to see hoping Tara would drunk cuss her out!

    • Captain eel

      Rivers is a nasty bitter dried-up twisted old twat who is as funny as a rotten tooth.

      After her screwing over of Carson, Johnny never spoke to the fucktard again.

      I am impressed with her plastic surgery, however. Her’s and Marsha Clark’s. Joan does look good for her advanced years. What’s inside her head is ugly as hell.

  7. sequoia

    I like Joan but she’s no Julie Andrews.

    • So, Sequoia, who do you think teabags more, Joan or Julie?​

      On Thu, Jul 31, 2014 at 9:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Sequoia

        If there’s jewelry involved…(insert Jewish stereotype here) Joan wins hands down..

        And I’ve kept my silence long enough but it’s time for me to speak out about a subject which has bothered me for quite some time..;. Dame Julie Andrews and her teabag were robbed of their “Best Of WWHL” statuette by that scene stealing, no talent, was funny up till now, Jimmy Fallen…. He is a cad!

        On a brighter note, I have a widget scouring ebay for said tea bag. I am hopeful.

      • ​You deserve that tea bag. Let’s make this happen.

        On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 12:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • How can we authenticate it? Do we know the strain of tea lives? The brand? could we then dust the bag for fingerprints an sell framed blow ups of the prints? I would be willing to make animals designs from the prints and sign and number them….​

        On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 1:15 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        > ​You deserve that tea bag. Let’s make this happen. > > > On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 12:18 AM, Tamara Tattles comment-reply@wordpress.com> wrote: > >>

  8. Wendy

    I saw Joan Rivers’ stand-up concert last year. Although some of her jokes were mean-spirited, she was very funny. I saw Wanda Sykes a few months later, and unfortunately, Wanda was not even in the same league. She was actually pretty monotonous joking/bragging about her French wife and twin babies.

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