Oh, Teresa’s husband is the bartender. That should be good. He says business is great at the restaurant and that Vicki Gunvalson is eating there tonight. Right off the bat they play the tape of Amber trash talking the twins saying that Nicole broke up a family and her marriage ended due to cheating. Sidenote: Amber was incensed with Melissa repeating the gossip to the twins on twitter last night. But, it’s not like they were speaking in private, they were on camera so of course the twins were going to find out! The twins say there is no truth to any of that and she is making stuff up to get some attention. Next week Amber and Nicole have a hair pulling fight. Kidding not. This season is going to be very trashy. Andy reads one of Amber’s tweets where she says she can’t wait for the reunion to call the twins out for their lies. Um, honey, you have a long time before the reunion. TeRESSA said that they were not stalking, they just saw the kids up and decided to wait.
A viewer tweeted a question about her constantly referencing the cancer and Nicole says that Amber made it clear she would be using the cancer card. The girls say it is a sensitive subject, and it’s hard to say anything about it because it could be offensive. This makes me feel so much better about mentioning it on the blog. I did not want to offend the many cancer survivors that read here. It just seems like everything in her life remains to be about the cancer. Like, which dress looks better on me since I survived the cancer? I mean come, on. Enough.
Andy asks about the mortgage commercials. The twins apparently did a mock version of the commercial for taping and they are hoping it gets played. Andy throws shade at TeRESSA’s gold eye shadow and it goes right over her head.
The Twins were asked why the automatically believed Melissa and why do they think that Amber would make something like that up? Nicole says she doesn’t think Melissa made it up, and after seeing tonight’s episode, she was proven right. Nicole says Amber made things up for attention.
Nicole is asked about the Christmas present from Bobby. Nicole says that was just a fun little gift and one of many. He got her a lovely necklace. She gives Andy a shoe wine bottle holder for the clubhouse.
Nicole was asked, “WTF?” about the fugly lavender dress. She said Dolce and Gabbana must have been out late the night before.
A caller named Aphrodite calls in and the twins go nuts. Apparently they know her from twitter. She wants to know if they watched the show before the came on. They lie and say no.
What are the biggest misconceptions about Dina and Teresa? They are who they are. Dina is very zen. Teresa has been through a lot. TeRESSA hints that things do go well between them and Teresa.
They try to play a twin game that goes badly and Andy is frustrated and cancelled it early. Both twins are wasted.
Nicole is still living with her parents. The twins have no regrets about joining the show.