When last we left, we were hopeful that Tanisha had passed on to the great beyond so that Clive could escape her abuse. I think that we will be disappointed because there are shots of her getting the lie detector test and making her final decision. Sorry, Clive. We were all pulling for you. Tanisha and Clive return home that same night. Sounds like a fake panic attack.
The final challenge is a lie detector test! YAY! The spouses get to choose the questions. Roger is the most excited about this exercise. If the questions are not tough enough, the counselors will ask some of their own.
Traci and Kevin are up first.
Traci goes first. Are you really able to believe in me? Will you really be faithful to me? Do you still resent me for cheating? She answered yes to all three.
Kevin was asked, ” Did you ever want to leave me?” (no) Have you been faithful in recent months? NO!!! Traci walks out.
Kevine says he didn’t understand the question. lol.
Roger and Jenni
Jenni is asked is she would marry Roger in a private, non publicized ceremony? (Yes) Only they are not, they will be on David Tutera’s Celebrations for their wedding. Will you respect Roger’s opinion to keep certain things in our relationship private? (Yes) Are you holding any secrets from Roger? (No) When you have kids are you planning on broadcasting their lives on TV? (Yes)
Roger is asked if he really wants to get married. (Yes) Do you want Jenni to quit TV? (No) Are you ever going to 100% trust Jenni? (Yes) Do you currently trust Jenni? (No)
RESULTS: Jenni lied about having secrets. She says it’s just work stuff that she doesn’t feel is necessary to bring to the table.
Gretchen and Slade
Slade is asked if he really wants to start a family with Gretchen. (Yes) Are you determined to find a job outside of our business together? (Yes) Are you okay with being a stay at home dad? (Yes) Wait does she want him to get a job or be a stay at home dad?
Gretchen is asked if Gretchen trusts him to be the leader in the relationship? (Yes) Are you resentful that Slade is not actively working on his career? (Yes) If Slade refuses to have children with you, will you still marry him? (No) Wait why is Slade asking that if he just said he is okay with being a stay at home dad?
RESULTS: Slade lied about agreeing to be a stay at home dad. Gretchen lied about trusting Slade to be the leader.
Trista and Ryan.
Trista is asked if she wants more kids. (No) Is Ryan the one you want to spend the rest of your life with? (Yes) Do you wish Ryan had chosen another profession? (No)
Ryan is asked if he can truly say that he will not hold Trista accountable for his ex’s betrayal any longer? (Yes) Have you ever wished you had married someone else? (No) Do you have any secrets that you are hiding from Trista? ( He stammers and says he doesn’t think so, No)
RESULTS: They both told the truth.
Tanisha is asked if she will be with Clive after he works on himself? (Yes) Are you still sleeping with your ex? (No) Did you cheat on me in 2011 (Yes). She denied the hell of that on the first episode with the press conference. They got married in 2011.
Clive is asked if he has ever cheated. (No) Are you seeing someone else. (No.) Are you talking to someone else right now? (Yes) Tanisha explains to Jim that black people call it talking to not seeing.
Tanisha and Clive argue. Shocker.
RESULTS: Tanisha lied about still sleeping with her ex. Clive was truthful, but he was truthful about being in another relationship.
Next, it’s Time for a Hall Pass. Men and women will be divided into two rooms for the night. Generally they all sneak out for a massive girls/guys night out for this night. It’s like dueling Bachelor, Bachelorette parties before the decision day the next day.
So much fake shit. A Tanisha scene where she tells Clive not to come home sick, clearly filmed after he did. Gretchen claiming she needs this night to clear her head. Clive gets wasted, and Kevin gets wasted and all of the other guys behaved well. All of the girls got wasted. Clive is puking out of the limo and passing out. Clive has to be carried in. Clive is puking off the side o f the bed. Clive is near death the next morning.
Gretchen and Slade
Gretchen and Slade are both great at crying for the camera. Gretchen is TINY. I never noticed how tiny until this dress and the side shot. Slade does NOT give Gretchen a ring, but she does. I bet he wants to pawn it now that it is in his possession. LOL. Slade says the man that she proposed to, is dead. Then he gets down on one knee and proposes to her, for the first time. He says he wants her to have his babies. She was thrilled.
Trista and Ryan
Um, duh. I actually took a pee break because there was no doubt.
Traci and Kevin
Holy shit, Kevin’s box is empty. Then he proposes again. With a new ring with lots of bling! I love this couple. Best ending ever. I believe these two.
Tanisha and Clive
Clive says he loves her. He says she cheated on him the same year he got married. Tanisha says she knows what she needs to do but she knows what she wants to do. Both boxes are empty. Clive says he wishes he could keep being around her and be friends and lovers, but he needs to work on himself. Tanisha says she has not respected him in a long time. Tanisha says this is the first decision of his she has respected in a long time and he finally stepped up to the plate. She says she loves him but she is done. They walk off in separate directions. Tanisha seems shocked that Clive’s box was empty. It seems he finally stood up to her, which is what she always wanted, but he did it by walking out the door. I checked her twitter and she says they are really done. But she also says she is going to be on Orange Is The New Black, and that is some bullshit there. So her fifteen minutes of fame may be gone, and so is her man. Oh wait. I kept thinking I saw Tanisha on the David Tutera’s Celebrations commercials but I was fast forwarding. It seems she wants a divorce party and will be on the show. WHY OH WHY do these people giver her TV time? The Tanisha’s and Nene’s of this world are only fun to make fun of for so long.
Jenni and Roger
Jenni tries to bow out of the ceremony. She claims she is doing it to shield him from the cameras. Oh Roger, RUN dude, RUN! This is just another attention seeking ploy by Jenni for camera time. Roger gets that entirely. Jim thinks this is a selfless act. Jim is an idiot. Roger is an idiot. Jenni is a mediawhore of EPIC, EPIC proportions. Jenni is spewing happy horseshit. These entire seem is some happy horseshit. I think Roger knows this, but the bitch is knocked up, so.. he went with it.
Packing it in time. Tanisha is pissed because Clive didn’t put a ring in the box. She wants to get violent with him as usual. The postscript says Tanisha has fallen in love with a new man but she is still legally married to Clive. It’s complicated. No it is not. The only thing that is complicated is that Tanisha can find a man at all. Clive will be fine if he actually moves on, in fact, isn’t he supposed to be “talking to” someone else anyway? Tanisha is just mad that Clive had a side piece all along.
Trista and Ryan did a vow renewal after the show. (Kiss of marital death, mark my words might as well both get each others names tattooed).
Gretchen and Slade are not on the upcoming season of and celebrity marriage shows, so what’s the point of getting married anyway. Slade is “trying” to wear the pants. Good luck with that Slade.
LOL in the toast Jenni says she came in thinking their relationship was perfect, but she realized it was far from perfect but they are “building up new walls.” God I hate idiots. Jenni and Roger gave birth to Meilani Alexandra on July 13th. No word if it was filmed for TV or not.
Traci and Kevin are in a good place. They credit Marriage Boot Camp, and vodka.