We start with Angelo in the kitchen. Have we discussed how hot Angelo is? Because, hot. I need Leah to come clean my house. Or anyone with OCD, actually. Leah is worried because there was an earthquake last night. She wants to do a home inspection to look for cracks and things that might be alarming. The maid is having trouble keeping a straight face for this scene. Leah’s mom likes earthquakes and think they are exciting.
The hurricane has Leah ready to become a prepper. She is starting with the government list of things to have on hand during a disaster. I did something similar, but I was preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I still need to get five hundred dollars in ones. I’d do that as soon as I have five hundred dollars for the zombie closet.
Leah has a British nanny named Trish. Trish has a business called Bling Gone Wild. She enjoys picking up treasures off the curb and blinging them to resell. Trish’s house is covered floor to ceiling with stuff she has found in other people’s trash and blinged.
Angelo gets George to help him with his disaster prepping. Then Angelo forgets the list. So they buy a shit can. No seriously, they buy a can to use as a toilet. Because shitting in the great outdoors is not possible when hiding from zombies I guess. They bought an inflatable raft. I think I might need one of those things for my zombie closet. And an escape ladder. I think Angelo did a fine job on his first prepping trip. Leah liked the raft too.
The next thirty minutes will be about Shannon’s 30th birthday. First, Shannon and Leah and their spouses will have a double date and Vicki will babysit Sofia and her friend Leela. Leah is going to get Shannon boobs for her birthday. But first, Vicki has to babysit. The girls tie Vicki to a tree and stick I sign on her warning people not to help her get untied. Then Sophia goes about attacking the camera people, apparently because they are witnesses to her torture.
Willie picked the date restaurant, a German beer hall. with brats and kraut. Leah is not amused. Back home Grandma Vicki says the girls can ask her whatever they want. They have great questions. Have you ever kissed a girl? Do you like anyone besides George? Have you ever cheated one of your boyfriends or husbands and who? Vicki backs out of the game.
Leah decides to confront Willie about not wanting Shannon to have a boob job. He basically says she is fine the way she is and doesn’t need boobs, but it’s up to her. Leah’s older sister, Nicole arrives to attend the birthday party. And the boob consultation, because that is a family affair. There was a live woman with boobs to fondle, plus many, many pictures of boobs to choose from.
Shannon has a fun birthday party at her mom’s with a barbecue and a margarita machine. I love how these people are so normal. As, Leah says, they are not a family that does plastic surgery. Then Vicki basically asked for a neck lift. The guys are in charge of getting a cake. Angelo decides on a boob cake. George is fond of the boob cakes. Because, boobs. Shannon’s boob cake was her in blue strapless gown with giant boobs.
I love this show and I will continue to watch it, but I am not sure if I will continue to recap it. It’s hard to capture all the funny in words. What do you think?