First all, shout out to Dallasmom for her very helpful updates on the Big Brother threads. I really appreciate them. I have so much going on I am not watching as much of the feeds as I would like to! On to tonight’s show!
We are back at the HOH challenge where teams of two chosen by Big Brother are working to get a dozen eggs worked through a chicken maze to be come this week’s battling heads of household. Lots of eggs dropping. Lots of diary rooms where everyone says they have to win. Donnie is pissed that Derrick is coaching Frankie and Cody. He feels like Team America should be the most important alliance. Lots of egg puns about how much Victoria sucks eggs at every challenge. Britanny and Jocasta came in so close which means the boys will be sure to put them up. Amber and Zach move into second behind Frankie and Cody. This means Amber will be a target again. Cody and Frankie win!
Derrick says as far as he is concerned the bomb squad is over, but they will still work together as long as possible to keep their numbers. Brittany and Donny eat ice cream together in the bee hive and worry that they are both going up. Donny says that Britanny needs to smile and not let them see her upset.
In the HOH room, Frankie’s pictures of a baby Ariana Grande with skeleton makeup on. They both read their letters. Frankie is dramatic and his is of course from Ari. Later in the HOH the remaining bomb squad members, minus Amber and Caleb announce that they are the actual bomb squad of five members in Frankie’s diary room he says he actually wants it to be those five until the end. Derrick renames the alliance The Detonators. Christine informs us that this is the second time this season she has fallen into an alliance just by being in the right room at the right time. Shut your piehole, Christine. Congrats on being fifth in a five person alliance instead of working with Brittany, Jocasta, Nicole, Victoria, Donnie and Hayden, which I might point out would be a bigger majority.
Cody, Frankie and Hayden are discussing their desire to whackoff to Zac Effron. This includes Cody sharing a plot to a fucking Hallmark Channel movie. Cody is worried his parents will see him jerking off, but he’s fine with discussing his man crush and his favorite rom come with one out guy and one possible bisexual man. Does this mean he is out at home? I just noticed Donny was there. To bad Caleb isn’t there. He really loves The Notebook. No, I’m not kidding. Hayden’s man crush is Leonardo Dicaprio. Frankie reads a Team America card he is holding in his glittery fingernail polished hands. I’m pretty sure Queer Eye For the Straight Guy had more testosterone per episode. They decide to put up Amber.
Frankie is the reason that Cody put up Brittany! Frankie is really playing this game. He has managed to break up Cody and Britanny in one conversation. Later, Brittany and Cody are up during the wee hours alone. Brittany knows she is going up and is feeling defeated and tells Cody she is just over it. She can’t deal with the lies and the fakeness. Stop laughing, she was recruited, so no, she had not ever seen Big Brother until she was chosen. Cody confronts her about the comments about the other girls. They are having a very passive aggressive low key lovers quarrel.
Caleb is talking about Cody pushing his buttons. Cody and Amber are talking in a bedroom and Amber closes the door. Cody says he doesn’t want to make Caleb mad, and Amber gets pissy. Frankie works on Caleb to be sure he is cool with Amber going up.
Because there are no HOHs everyone needs to find a bed. No one wants to sleep with Victoria. It’s major drama. Victoria is hurt.
Frankie tells Amber she is going up as a pawn and she is pissed. But no one is pissed enough to realize they are letting four guys control the whole house. Cody puts up Britanny and Victoria. Frankie nominates Amber and Jocasta. Oh look, it’s a vagicide. Victoria has no idea why she keeps getting nominated. Victoria cries to Cody. Cody tells Victoria she is not a target to go. Derrick and Frankie celebrate their Team America win without including Donnie.
Amber tells Christine she wants to align with her and Nicole. Amber says the boys are playing without them. But Christine takes this information right back to the boys. The girls are all miserable in the bathroom resigned to being picked off one by one each week.
Battle of the Block is played on a chessboard. Caleb is the host. The players have to move like a knight on a chessboard. Based on live feed conversations, the girls had a lot of trouble comprehending how to move and the game took forever. They sure do make elaborate sets for five minutes of TV time. The key of this game is to move toward the center of the board. Will the girls know this? Once they land on a square, that square is flipped over to red and can no longer be used. Once they are trapped in by red squared they are out of the game. The last girl standing wins. Victoria cannot figure out how to move. The other girls keep boxing themselves in. Jocasta is out first. As the game ends, and Amber wins. Jocasta begins talking in tongues with no interpreter. Frankie gets tarred and feathered.
Brittany has a good attitude. I love how they are editing the possibility of Caleb going up even though that is not going to happen.
If you see anything good on the feeds, let me know in comments!