I really hate half hour shows, they fuck up the schedule for everything. So I am just now getting to the Don’t Be Tardy Season premiere. We finally get to see Kim and Kroy living in their new house and it is beautiful. It’s time for Kim to head to the hospital and spit out two more babies. That’s a total of 6 with four in diapers and two teenagers. Who does that to themselves voluntarily?
Sweetie is back!!!
The house is decked out to the nines. It’s 17,000 square feet, seven bedroom and ELEVEN BATHROOMS. Who the hell wants eleven bathrooms? There are fifty some odd security cameras in the house. This place is balling!
Kory’s ankle injury is doubly problematic because he’s basically another human who needs waiting on in that house. Kim gained 50 pounds with her twin pregnancy. Baby B is breech. It really doesn’t matter because I think Kim was going to do a C-section anyway. Well, I am wrong. Kim has never had a C-section. Kroy says the babies are smaller than the other ones and they didn’t get stuck. It seems like the doctor didn’t make clear the real threat which is that the cord could get wrapped about baby b’s neck and strangle him to death. Kroy says God did not intend for babies to come out of belly buttons. They opt to try delivery the regular way.
Baby A is down! This means the baby’s blood pressure is dropping. Kim has no idea what anything means. Didn’t she used to be a nurse? Anyway, the babies eventually get out of her vagina. Kai Rose is baby A and Kane Ren is baby B. Ren is the first name of her doctor. Kroy and Kim seem to be completely in love with each other and the whole passel of kids. The babies are so beautiful.
Kim is going to drink a placenta smoothie. She thinks this will help ward off postpartum depression. She makes Kory drink it too. Gross. The food for the kids is not much better. Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets is the staple. I am convinced this is why the younger generations have so many health issues. With all their nannies and that huge kitchen someone should be cooking real food for these children. /hops off soapbox.
The teen girls have cute talking heads. They are so grown up now!
Kim has all the crew for the show and the photographers for the Life & Style shoot. She will require this for the first 90 days. I’m down with that.
Kim and Kroy are in the Jacuzzi drinking wine from actual stemware. Are her red solo cup days finally over. Kim wants Kroy to get a vasectomy. Kroy wants to keep his stuff working in case he replaces her with a young model later who wants a kid???
I thought this show was cute! Who is in?