We begin tonight with a double date with Vicki, Brooks, Heather and Terry. It doesn’t take long for Terry to ask about their trip with Shannon and David. Terry says, “I’m sure you heard what happened with Shannon at our house. ” Vicki gives a brief run-down of Shannon’s side. Heather immediately comes for Vicki about talking about her behind her back! Are you kidding me? Heather thinks Vicki is taking Shannon’s side. Vicki suggests that Heather be nicer to Shannon. Heather is pissed.
Shannon and David are doing better since their trip to Mexico. Sophia is taking a trip to Italy with her Latin class and David has volunteered to chaperone the trip.
Lizzie and her husband are renovating the family beach house. Lizzie is thinking of having a dinner party at the beach house, I assume after renovations are done. But it’s going to happen on this episode, so. Well, it may not be finished but it looks beautiful for the party. It’s dinner for 12 with an ocean view. On the way to the party in the limo, David and Shannon talk about the fact that several times previously, Tamra has told them that Terry said that he wants to take the Beadors down.
The place is amazing, you walk in on the upper floor and go down to levels to get to the patio overlooking the ocean. There are fire dancers on the beach to entertain the guests. Vicki and Brooks are the last to arrive. At the party, Shannon asks Tamra to confirm that she told her and David that Terry wants to take them down. Tamra can’t remember ever saying anything like that. I’m shocked. Wait, no I am not. Shannon is going to drop it because Tamra is backpedaling. Lizzie’s husband gets a sweet toast that Vicki makes fun of in her talking heads.
It seems that everyone was super hungry and everyone is eating without conversation. So Tamra decides to break the ice by announcing that has a great ass. Yep, out of the clear blue sky this is Tamra’s opening line. Then she asks Vicki what her best body part is and Vicki says she should ask Brooks. Brooks says, “Her brain.” When pressed for her best physical part, he says “No doubt, it’s her vagina.” Terry says Heather’s best body part is her face. Tamra tries to stir the pot by telling Heather and Terry that Shannon just asked her to confirm the whole take down nonsense. I mean who does that even mean? Terry and Shannon both say, “What?” Heather’s acting “shocked” is superior to Terry’s who just sort of smiles. Tamra is a cuntsicle. Terry screams across the entire 15 foot dinner table at Shannon asking if she said he wants to take her down. David defends her and points out that this conversation is inappropriate to have at the dinner table in front of all the guests. Vicki confirms that Tamra really said the Dubrows are trying to “take down” the Beadors in her talking head and that Tamra also said that to her.
Tamra takes Heather out on the balcony. Heather says that she is mortified that Terry did that at the table. Well, at least we can all agree on that. Tamra is lying to Heather. Tamra throws Shannon under the bus to Heather. Heather is playing the victim, or in her words, the scapegoat. Tamra then calls David out on the background. Eddie goes out to make sure his wife is okay. Now Tamara is throwing Heather under the bus to David.
Shannon tries to get a word in edgewise and Heather talks right over her. Shannon storms out and Tamra keeps screaming at her and grabbing her. Shannon and David both tell Tamra to get away from her. Tamra refuses to get away from her. And idiot can see this is all Tamra’s doing. Next week Heather wants to call an ambulance for Shannon because she is “having a psychotic break.” It looks like it is going to take awhile for everyone to figure out Tamra is the cause of every relationship problem on this show. UGH.