We begin with a delusional Devin who calls himself the puppet master in his diary room session. Amber is worried she will go up on the block. Britanny thinks she is going home. I think all of the girls should be nervous at this point. Big Brother always starts with a three or four week vagicide.
Devin swears his undying allegiance to Hayden. Hayden mentions how utterly creepy Devin hugging him and practically licking his ear.
Half the bomb squad (Zach, Christine, Cody and Derrick) have a meeting to discuss who to send home this week. Everyone likes Brittany and Britanny wants Devin out, so the may go against Devin and vote to keep her. Britanny is Devin’s target he hates her. Zach and Cody are already plotting to backdoor Devin.
Devin hates Amber because she is distracting Caleb from his game. He says she is just teasing and manipulating him. Well, duh. She tried to politely let him down and he got angry and spiteful. So, Amber has not choice but to string him along until he can be voted out. Caleb now refers to Amber as his queen.Now it’s time for the infamous pool table fight between Caleb and Devin. Caleb tells Devin that the house wants Britanny to stay. Devin actually has the better point regarding who should go home. Why send home Pao? She can’t win a challenge of any sort. She’s a nonissue. Britanny is a threat, especially to Devin but also to Caleb. It’s in neither of their best interest to keep her. But this doesn’t matter because neither guy is listening to the other. Devin says that Caleb is lovestruck and blames Amber for this conversation. Caleb tells him that the girls are all afraid of him.
Devin goes to the HOH and rants alone about how Caleb doesn’t have his back and says Caleb is a lovestruck puppy. Then he goes back outside and pulls Caleb aside. Devin is going off on Caleb and starts saying there is no more alliance! It doesn’t look like too many people heard. Caleb says that’s fine, then you will be going home next week.
Donny, Frankie and Derrick are team America. For each mission they accomplish they each get 5K. At 9 pm they are supposed to meet at the weight bench and use a sentence with the word’s apple pie and bald eagle.
Derek, Amber and Zach are chosen to play veto with Devin, Pao, and Brittany.
Caleb goes to talk Devin and apologize just to smooth things over with the psycho. Devin said what really pissed him off is when Caleb said that he was being mean to the girls. Devin is totally delusional and says that he has never said anything remotely disrespectful to anyone in the house. In fact, he’s done something to all the women with the possible exception of Jocasta. Devin says he takes that allegation very seriously because he is very respectful of women. Caleb slips tells Devin that everyone wants to put him up. So Devin calls ANOTHER meeting. Devin gives some sort pep talk to the squad. Devin explains that it is not a dictator ship and then demands answers. Devin polls everyone the girls clam up. Zach says he wants Brittany to stay. Dictator Devin starts to lose it. Zach goes back to Devin after the meeting and says that he has agreed with people who said they wanted Devin out of the house. Devin is pissed, so of course he says, “I am not upset.”
The Team America missions are stupid. One was to get to people in the house to kiss and then spread rumors they are in a relationship. Or get three other people to spread a rumor that someone in the house is related to a past houseguest. Both of these suck because they have to essential damage someone’s game. I hope they go for the second one. Maybe they could say that Devin is Howard’s cousin or something. That way, and fallout would be in Devin who no one likes anyway.
Right before the veto comp, Devin tells Pao if he wins he is using the veto on her. In front of everyone! The veto comp is space themed and all the contestants are dressed in space suits and look like that little Disney character whose name I don’t know because I don’t have kids. They have ten planets that they have to hang on an oddly shaped rack so none of them touch the ground. This should be an easy comp for Derrick. Brittany is terrible as balancing her planets. I don’t think I need to tell you how Pao is doing. Derrick and Devin are very close. But Devin wins. Not one person congratulates him. Or if they did I missed it.
Now Devin can take Pao down as promised and Britanny will go home just like he wants.
OMG. I can’t believe they are not going to show any of the crazy that happened after the comp and before the ceremony. One thing that happened was he professed his undying love for Britanny. Did I accidently fast forward through that part? Because they are speaking like we now know that Devin is in love with Britanny. Whatever. I don’t want to go back I just want to get to this epic veto ceremony.
In the veto meeting, instead of giving a speech, Pao stands up and says, “Well, this is probably the only time I am going to shine, so…” and does a few modeling poses for the camera. Well, I’ve never seen that happen before! Britanny stands up and says she has never done anything to backstab anyone in the house. She says she is not a threat. She says if you don’t get rid of someone else, you may wake up with a knife in your back like I have. She says since she is being honest, her target is sitting right next to her. (Pao)
Devin uses the power of veto on Britanny. He does no mention that he is now a lovestruck puppy, but it’s obvious. Big hugs when she comes off the block. Pao looks pissed. Everyone else fears what is about to happen. Devin puts Zach on the block. The meeting is adjourned. Devin begins his exit stage right. But wait! Britanny stands up and says she has something to say.
AND THEY END IT RIGHT THERE! GAH! They say that all hell breaks loose during the veto meeting. And we will see it tomorrow night.