Oh for the love of baby Jesus. Just when I thought it was over. I already know this is going to be an uncomfortable bloodbath for Kandi. I’m tired and have an appointment in the morning so this is going to be a short one.
Andy said, “It looked like a great party to me more than anything!” Because, fake. Oh Andy confirms Sherri Shepherd was at the wedding. For once my facial recognition skills worked! Yay me! Why didn’t Andy go to the wedding?
Kandi says she told everyone to be there at five because of traffic and then the wedding was to start at 7 but the dresses were not ready. SIGH.
Andy felt bad for the lion. Kandi says she is sorry that happened but she did not think it would offend anyone. She did not think having a lion in a cage would be a problem. Hear that, Joanna? Get your PETA GUNS READY!
Kandi says the main thing she was mad at Mama Joyce about was not smiling in the pictures. Andy asks Todd how he felt about the Mama Joyce situation with his mother. He says on one hand I was like, get her Mom! and on the other I just thought they both needed to sit down before either one broke a hip. Kandi says basically she felt Todd should keep his mother under control. Are you shitting me?? Really? Todd need to control his mother? Did she just say that?
Todd says that Kayla is a product of a relationship he had in his 20s. They never married and Kayla is graduating high school this week and she is coming to live with Todd and Kandi and Riley! To get into the business, I expect. Kandi likes her so maybe she is a financial opportunity. I hope she didn’t make Todd sign off on her income as well.
To the phones (AKA questions Andy is too afraid to ask).
Andy asks about Mama Joyce, Todd says they are taking it day by day. Kandi says it is getting better. They can be in the same room!
Kandi has not changed her name to Burruss-Tucker yet.
Todd’s mother is really mad And Kandi never told Todd about the street walker thing. As much as these two hold hands, I give this marriage less than two years.
Kandi says the first ring she picked was not a traditional engagement ring, so when they went to get the band, he (lol) just bought he a whole new engagement ring. Um, HELLO, you got the damn ring you asked for and now… Oh I just can’t. Todd said he wondered if she would give him the old one back she said no! it’s memories. Todd say with Kandi it’s ME ME ME ME ME ! I done tole you to run Todd. You should have listened.
They play a newlywed type game. Favorite sexual position, etc. They are not a match.
OMG as a gift Kandi gets a lacy top with Mazel on it. Kandi asks if Todd wants to see her in this. He says yes. She says I don’t think so. ANDY SAYS “GIVE IT TO CARMON!” OMG SHADE!
Todd says that “getting married” is not just love, it is a business as well. Um, duh.
Of all the housewives who gave the best gift? She says that Nene gave her a full set of Hermes china. Holy SHIT! I am finally impressed with Nene. Andy asked if she did hand written thank yous. Um, have you met Kandi? Andy gives her the dreaded, “Sweetie…” Andy reads her.
Andy gives a toast. He is firmly team Todd. Todd again is touched. Kandi thanks Andy for bringing her husband to her. Bless your heart, Todd. Bless your heart. don’t lose Carmon’s number.