Time for Big Brother on the TV! I almost forgot about it because I am watching feeds and Caleb keeps threatening to tell Amber about his deep and abiding love for her. If this happens while the show is on and I miss it I will be so disappointed! BUT, Caleb has been threatening to tell Amber for a few days now. I hope they do a montage of all the bragging Caleb has been doing this week.
It’s always shocking how far behind the show is after watching the feeds. We start with both HOHs seeing the HOH room. In Frankie’s confessional he says that he deliberately tried to make Caleb think he was his best friend. Christine and Nicole have “glasses”” alliance. Frankie approaches Caleb to work together. Next, they approached Devin and Derrick. Derrick just sits back and listens. In his interview, he says it is too early for an alliance. Caleb starts trash talking the girls. He doesn’t think they will pick up on anything. On the live feeds today he said the girls will never win HOH. Basically, the girls are expendable. Later they bring in Zach as the fifth member. Cody is the sixth. Cody smiles and nods and in his talking head he also says it’s too early for an alliance. Caleb was responsible for naming it the bomb squad.
Devin is fucking over Donny making him believe he is true to the DD alliance. Devin is totally on the Bomb Squad. Devin is pretending to be all nervous he is going on the block replete with fake crying. Devin is psychotic and has fake cried a lot.
Caleb immediately wants to nominate Britany. He wants to put a girl and a guy up on both sides.
In the HOH there are two eggs. The two HOHs crack an egg to see who will nominate first. Caleb is up first and takes two keys from a brief case. Next Frankie selects from the remaining keys. This gives Frankie an advantage, because he knows who is two nominees will have to battle. Each HOH goes to the nomination ceremony with a small box holding two keys. I hope it is not like this all summer long. Everyone pulling their keys is a tradition that should not be fucked with.
Caleb nominated Donny and Paola. Frankie nominated Victoria and Britany because they were the first two that fell. Victoria is sobbing. She and Frankie are very close in the house. Britany cried too. Devin fake cries with Donny.
The glasses alliance has a silent victory party in the storage room. Nicole and Christine are cute.
Caleb cries about his nominations. He suffers from many of the same issues as Apollo Nida. He says, “at the end of the day.” All the damn time. There is no escaping that.
At four thirty in the morning, Devin takes it upon himself to invite Christine and Amber into the bomb squad without talking to the guys. THEN he goes and wakes up Caleb and tells him that he has brought two girls into the alliance. What a dick move. Caleb basically had no choice but to agree. Derrick and Frankie and Cody are shocked when Devin tells them. Derrick is already over Devin and so is Cody.
Devin is the one who decided Donny was something other than what he says. Devin is bizarre. Zach says in his confessional that Devin is having “paranoid delusions” and having Devin in your alliance is no Bueno. The bomb squad has two psycho ticking time bombs in Devin and Caleb. But honestly, they have to keep them now that they done brang them to the dance. At least for now. Somebody needs to tell Donny that Devin is not his friend.
Wow the Battle of the Block is very fancypants! Everyone is dressed up like in the movie The Great Gatsby! It’s some sort of roaring twenties ballroom, um with elephants and giraffes. Hayden is the host. The competition is The Pouring Twenties. both members of each team are in swings the front person has to swing to get champagne from the fountain then swing back and pour it in their teammates glass. That team member must them swing to the giant champagne flute filled with small plastic balls. Whoever fills their glass so full that a ball bubbles out wins.
In Paola’s talking head she says it is very important for her to win so she can show everyone she is a powerhouse. Um, dear, you were nominated based on how hard you suck at competitions. This is all being done in evening wear. The Paola can’t get her swing going. Meanwhile Victoria and Britany are off to the races. Paola is complete unable to do this. The other two are way ahead. Somehow, Paola gets it together and the other team falls apart. It’s all very dramatic. This means Donny and Paola are the nominations. Caleb is sole HOH.
Next week is POV and I would assume Have Not Comp. Now if you will excuse me, this stupid show is keeping me from my Big Brother live feeds. 🙂