We are a back with a sobbing, lonely Luis. Everyone is bawling. Wow, Luis is only 27. It gets worse, Luis. Sorry, but it does.
On to Ryan and his girlfriend, Emelia, Amelia, whatever (I get emails). Whatever her name is, she says Ryan is very romantic in real life, and the way he is depicted on the show is not really his personality. RYAN is only 29? Jesus. I am so old. Ryan and what’s her name moved in together.
We are back to the Porno scene of however many seasons ago. Why? Did nothing happen this year worthy of discussing? Derek is not a fan of Ryan. And the partners are sent off stage.
Andy always asks the same question, how many clients have you slept with, Ryan hesitates and says, um one, less than ten, Luis says one, Fredrik says none.
Ryan and Luis: The Bromance.
BTW, during this montage I would like to point out that Ryan has never been more orange. Andy said somewhere that he (Andy) asked for more bronzer during the reunion filming. Fredrik says that he doesn’t expect the bromance to last. Ryan is defending #PocketSquareGate and Luis and Ryan are arguing already. Fredrik is saying “I told you this would not last.”
Fredrik and Luis: The Bromance.
So much sexual tension. It’s not going anywhere. Fredrik says he has a new development with that client, and Luis should have been a part of it. Fred says that he wanted to make amends. It seems that Fred and Ryan are still vying for Luis’ attention. Luis feels betrayed by Fredrik. Luis says, “I feel like you are the kind of guy who opens a door expecting a thank you, rather than doing it to be a gentleman.”
LOL at the 40 scene of them all begging to pee.
Ryan takes Fredrik’s side. He says you can’t look for truth and honesty. You take the opportunity. Ryan says he would have taken the opportunity. Luis is all about the integrity. Ryan says we are not making cupcakes. There are 35,0000 real estate agents in the city. If one of the top agents offers you a deal, you take it. Fredrik says Luis is too proud. Luis maintains that he wants to learn more, but he just does not believe Fredrik is sincere. Fredrik swears he meant to help. Fredrik says that he is optimistic about his friendship with Ryan. Fredrik offers Luis again to work with him on new development and Luis continues to be skeptical. They all appear to be open to working together,
Luis says that he did not know who Ricky Ricardo was and he felt bad that the asshole guy got a lot of crap online.
WHY DIDN’T THEY SUBTITLE LUIS’S RAP IN ENGLISH? Sigh. How did I get too old to date 20somethings again? 🙁