Anyway, moving on. This one is sure to be full of typos. I hope I don’t have to spell sequins on the fly…
Oh wait I am so not in the mood for this. I’m celebrating! And Shannon is still crying with Tamra. Shannon gets a text from David. It says that Heather was sitting at a table with a bunch of women discussing the separation email. How would David know that? Where the hell is David? This is contrived drama.
Oh speaking of contrived, it’s Vicki talking on the phone to Brooks. Brooks is really, really busy and “working” and shit. Vicki and Brooks are going to Mexico with Shannon and David. Because, that is what the script says. Speaking of Mexico, did you see that match today! Amazeballs! Shout out to #4 Little Bit and #14 Chicaritos! Meanwhile, lots of passive aggressive bullshit between David and Shannon in front of the girls. Production then sends the girls to play “Skunk in the Barnyard.” I dunno it’s some sort of elimination game…#foreshadowing. Shannnon says there are rumors in Newport Beach that David is leaving her. #Bullshit #Storyline Oh and she now has to confront Heather over this.
This show is harshing my mellow. I didn’t buy champagne for it to be a downer. I’ve been contemplating ending the recap for awhile now. #negativity.
Shannon asks Heather who told her about the email. Was this on TMZ or something? I don’t think so. Shannon Beador was an unknown at the time. Heather evades the question and tries to flip things back on Shannon. Heather is on the attack. Shannon just wants to know if she was told about the email. Heather says, you are talking about Tamra. Heather says that Tamra says she is drinking too much and has marital problems. Heather says she doesn’t owe her any sort of explanation. Heather says they are not friends. Really Heather, I thought y’all hugged it out? Anyway, Shannon is losing it an d says what she is doing is hurtful to her children. Heather will not admit Tamra told her about the email. BTW Terry is looking on creepily in the background. Heather throws Shannon out. Terry comes into the room. Terry says “That doesn’t feel good” Heather claims it is all misplaced aggression.
Shannon realizes Tamra is the snake. She calls David who is very kind. Shannon is devastated because she was kicked out of Heather Dubrow’s house. Seriously? I’ve been kicked out of WAY WORSE places. um #oversharing.
I should have bought more Champs.
I HATE THE CHARTER REMOTE CONTROL. IT IS SO OBNOXIOUS. It somehow skipped me to the present and I went back to Vicki and Brooks on the beach. I may have not gone back far enough but I.Want.Beach.
I don’t need to recap the fake baby scene with Tamra and Eddie. I think we have all seen this before. FF.
I like all of Shannons holistic crap and even believe in some of it. Lizzie is there to learn about the latest thing. Danielle is there too. I love learning about the latest thing with Shannon. Shannon relates the conversation with Heather. Shannon goes in on Danielle! Lizzzie sides with Heather. Danielle poses.
Meanwhile Heather is telling the convo with Shannon to Tamra. You fill in the blanks. I’m drinking champagne.
This is boring the fuck out of me. I just have to say, I stay tuned for YOU and where I can drag you later. This Housewives shit is a bad HABIT for us all we need to break. Where will we go next?
cute :40 with Lizzie about how to have a girl.
Shannon and Tamra have a showdown. Tamra says that she feels horrible that she said something to Heather. Tamra says she was trying to get Heather to lay off of Shannon. So she told her that Shannon had some issues with David. Tamra only came out when caught. Tamra is making shit up now. Heather is saying that she went to lunch with some friends and acquaintances and said that Shannon is going through some things. I don’t blame Heather for this. I think Heather did nothing wrong this time.
I have said many times, “I heard she was having problems with (her husband) (her ex) (her parents) so maybe it is that.
Look I am going to need for you all to go into the hair issues and such.
Oh shit there is Ladies of London. I will have to save that for another time…xoxoxo.